A Talking Frog

[goddess_nemesis]

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I will stay with you for a year and do anything that you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a TALKING FROG IS COOL."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
I believe it. 😀

 

[RobAce]

ROFLMAO!!!

Excellent.

Rob

 

[TinyTickler]

oh man thats awesome i love it

 

[DimpleToes]

thanks for making me laugh


HUGSSSS/Lisa

 

[baldadonis]

Hahaha. Not the punchline I expected. A fun twist on the original version of that story.

 

[Bugman]

LMAO. Got to love them geeks! 😀

 

[aurora5150]

the sad part is that this isn't a joke. it's a story about my cousin. thanks bugman for the expose!

 

[paracarl44]

Don't Make Fun Of The Geeks.

LMAO. Got to love them geeks! 😀

You may end up working for one someday.