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a word about underwear...

TicklishLurker said:
I know this is suppose to be funny, Izzy, but dang, the same thing keeps happening to my panties too. Or they just disapear all together. They go into the laundry and then I never see them again.

Some people have missing socks. I have missing undies.
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well initially it wasnt really meant to be funny, but written in a humorous way to make it seem jokey, anyone who has seen southpark will remember the underwear segment. it has happened as i stated before.. also my socks disappear hmmm

isabeau

ps venray you did indeed say that outloud..
 
I have never - nor will I ever willingly - watched an episode of South Park.

Just set the holey ones aside for when your redheaded Aunt Flo visits. That way you can throw them away afterwards.

And for the guys who said that's TMI - we have stories and toons and even videos of people being tickled so much they pee themselves. So I don't see how this is any less gross. 😛
 
Perhaps we should create a Izzy's underwear thread in the silly stuff forum.
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Izzy, you don't actually have the nerve to wear underwear today, do you????!!!!!!!!


Elf killer!!!!​
 
venray said:
So is my ween......uh....did I almost say that out loud?...........
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it very well may be...lol :rotate:
but the question is....do you cover it with ...sponge bob or bart simpson...lol
 
Bleck who wears underwear..well i dont but thats just because they are so constricting :dogpile: :xpulcy: :dogpile:
 
Only in the forum.....can a guy talk about a woman's panties and not get slapped or locked up.

:cool2:

BTW, I'm all for a woman going comando.
 
Isabeau, you are absolutely priceless...

To be "brief," I am an official panties inspector, and so may I "slip" down there and help you solve the mystery?I promise not to be "neglige" in my duties.​
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isabeau said:
a mystery involving my panties.. i bought ten pair of white cotton brief bikinis(yes i know boring, so sue me) all at the same time. i wear a different pair each and everyday. so here is where the mystery comes in.. half of the panties are in the same condition as when i bought them, in excellent shape and still look brand new. the other half well... lets just say it looks like those little elfs from southpark visited my underwear drawer during the night, playing havoc with the five remaining panties. the elastic is rather torn, there are a few holes and all in all, they look like they were in one hell of an underwear war. now the mystery is, what the heck is going on???? i'm an easy going person, who just like everyone else, wears one pair of panties a day, at night takes them off and tosses them in the laundry basket. i dont do anything out of the ordinary to cause such havoc on these poor defenseless panties.. so will the mystery ever be solved? are there little elfs who decide that five pair of my panties should get the all out war treatment? should i give up wearing panties alltogether? stay tuned for more of the saga of my ever diminishing underwear trials and tribulations.

isabeau :wow:
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Ticklerguy4u said:
BTW, I'm all for a woman going comando.
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:sowrong: Whatever happened to leaving some things to the imagination to attract men? :disgust:

I'm keeping these and will wear them -

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And the elves, gnomes, whatever can starve! 😛

You ain't taking my panties away from me! :idontwann

*giggles* God, I've wanted to use those smilies for SO long! Glad to finally have the chance. LOL
 
TicklishLurker said:
:sowrong: Whatever happened to leaving some things to the imagination to attract men? :disgust:
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Our imaginations can last so long and then we have to see reality.. :evilha:
 
Izzy, I was worried about you before, but now I'm really spooked.

There are things in life worthy of more thought than one's underwear.

However, let me say that my washer always turns the labels out. I hate that.

If I turn the labels out before inserting my undies into the washer, they still come out with the labels out. No flop. The washer knows.

Never mind Izzy, I'm not worried about you any more, you're cool.

It's these machines we need to worry about.
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TicklishLurker said:
The elves are colorblind. My panties are all plain white cotton. Those are purple.
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That is what your pic looks like when resized, but I assure you they are yours....... 🙂
 
venray said:
That is what your pic looks like when resized, but I assure you they are yours....... 🙂
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Nope. They're purple. Therefore they are not mine.

The elves/gnomes cannot have them. I shall sic Fluffy on them if they try.

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Sorry, boys. The undies only come off for baths, at the end of the day, and for sex. Otherwise, they stay on.
 
Wow, wish I'd had that pic of Fluffy to enter into my local paper's contest for cat pics. A winner for sure.
 
venray said:
I believe he knew that.....lol
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Well, it's not like computers come with vocal inflections. You need to add smilies if you're joking. 😛

Just for that - *duct tapes her undies on*
 
venray said:
Duct tape will not stop the elves.......... :whip:
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If the elves want my underwear then they have to do the following -

1: Take me out on a real date - one where they pay, not me, and take me someplace nice. (You know, I've never been on a real date.)

2: Seduce me with chivalry - open doors for me, treat me in a slightly old fashion manner, but agknowledge women are equal to men.

3: Show that they're not ashamed to be seen with a fat woman in public via Public Displays of Affection (PDAs) - not total groping but giving me a kiss, holding my hand, offering me their arm, etc.

4: Take me back to their home after softening me up and seduce me. The tickle me silly.

Then I shall get undressed, including underwear, so they can tie me up and tickle me and the rest.

Oh, but elves, FYI, I'm allergic to latex, so you need a different type of condom. And spermicidal lube.

But at the end of the night, I shall put my undies back on and go home.

That's the only way they're getting me to take them off for them.
 
er um... I really thought it was a cat. There was a fingerprint smudge on my monitor right where the cat's nose is. er.. was. I cleaned my monitor. Still looks like a cat, 'cept for the nose. 😀

Mean lookin little mutha. Could be a top-O-the-line mouser if left to its own.
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