A Word Game! Come in and Join! :D

[Kenni]

a retarded

 

[-Kunoke-]

penis and

 

[MistressValerie1]

needed extra Viagra

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

so he could swim.

 

[MistressValerie1]

A wintry wind

 

[Kenni]

came and

 

[wk23]

blew across the

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Enamel Salad Bowl

 

[nessonite1]

frezing it's contents

(OMG koopa used 4 words! police! police!)

 

[Budweiserbob!]

and giving many

(=o Naughty Koopa!)

 

[Cbarton]

diced asparagus shoots

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

the chance to

(Nessie and BudweiserBob: C'mon, two of those words were only 2 letters long each! 😎)

 

[wk23]

stink-up your urine

(is that four? =) )

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

. The asparagus turned

(wk23: I dunno - hyphenated words are generally considered as 1 one, imho at least. Ruling from on high? 🙂)

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

My Colostomy Bag

 

[MistressValerie1]

(wk23: I dunno - hyphenated words are generally considered as 1 one, imho at least. Ruling from on high? 🙂)

It's four, because "stink-up" is not a recognised hyphenated word. However, it could be rewritten to "odourise" or "odorize," so it's still in bounds 😀

 

[MistressValerie1]

into a lovely

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Table Centerpiece

 

[MistressValerie1]

with floral scented

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Green Modeling "clay"

 

[Cbarton]

shaped as woodchucks

 

[nessonite1]

around the parimeter

(the OP stated that hyphenating words to produce new ones is cheating unless, of course, it is a widely recognized hyphenation)

 

[Budweiserbob!]

of post 555

(😵)

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

in Perth.

 

[Cbarton]

Meanwhile, in San Fransciso...