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german

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A lovely member of the Raider Nation sent me this and I had to share :evilha:

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

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LMAO 😛
Funny even to us who aren't football fans. 😀
 
hhehhhehehhhehehheehheheehehehe----fucking funny, cutie.

This will help me cope with the Super Bowl.

And to Ill and Bug, as a Chargers fan, I have been there...................
 
:jester:

Funny stuff......



Ya know............. the only way the Raiders are ever getting to the Super Bowl, is if they buy plane tickets! :wowzer:
 
Shit, I think we're going to have to buy off the refs (still love you Bolts)
 
bellystrokes said:
Shit, I think we're going to have to buy off the refs (still love you Bolts)

Referee`s are honest and hard working men. And I wouldn`t be a bit surprised if there`s one or two who are quite fond of goddesses. 😛
 
unclebill said:
Referee`s are honest and hard working men. And I wouldn`t be a bit surprised if there`s one or two who are quite fond of goddesses. 😛


yeah but if they can't be bought, what good are they to me?
 
german said:
Were all friends here haha

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OH HAR HAR.There will be a stinging rebuttle my friend,count upon it.😉
 
german said:
Were all friends here haha

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Of course we are!


Btw, I got that Chiefs jacket you wanted............ PM me your address and I'll send it to you! :wow:
 
Illtcklu said:
Of course we are!


Btw, I got that Chiefs jacket you wanted............ PM me your address and I'll send it to you! :wow:
Excellent could you find the matching hat? and what about the pins saying LJ for president? :jester:

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Funny...apparently the Raider fans forgot that the Chiefs have owned them for the past DECADE : )
 
These chiefs fan are coming out from everywhere...

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A recent Raiders practice was halted when an unknown substance was found on the field.The players were sent to the locker room and the F.B.I. was called in.After investgating,it was determined the substance was the goal line marking,and pratice was allowed to resume as it was determined the players were unlikley to encounter it again anytime soon. 😛 :jester: :jester: :blaugh:
 
bugman said:
A recent Raiders practice was halted when an unknown substance was found on the field.The players were sent to the locker room and the F.B.I. was called in.After investgating,it was determined the substance was the goal line marking,and pratice was allowed to resume as it was determined the players were unlikley to encounter it again anytime soon. 😛 :jester: :jester: :blaugh:



ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh *munching on popcorn, sitting on sidelines* Fight, fight, fight
 
not going to happen

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Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

The Definition of an optimist: A Chief fan waiting at Kansas City International airport for the Chiefs to return from winning the Super Bowl.

The Kansas City Cheifs have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; they wear it and the other team scores

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bellystrokes said:
See ya next year, Yoga boy, see ya next year. heheheheheeh
Whats wrong don't like the village people sound track?? :jester:

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german said:
Whats wrong don't like the village people sound track?? :jester:

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Dont' laugh---ok I know you will, but during the Seau era, the local Opera company also recorded a version.
 
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