Just for Belly;
Marty Schottenheimer , after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chargers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Marty," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Marty felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a White, Silver & Black sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Raider logo flag, and in every window, a Raider towel. Marty looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-Time Great coach , I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few AFC Division Titles. God said "So what's your point Marty?" Well, why does Al Davis get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Marty, Who do you think God is??"
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