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A doctor wrote an elderly lady a prescription and said that she would have to take this medication for the rest of here life.

A couple of days later the doctor receives a phone call from the lady asking just how bad her condition is because when I received my medicine the bottle said No Refills.
 
First you start forgetting name.

Then you start forgetting faces.

You forget to pull your fly up, but

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when you forget to pull your fly down.
 
LOL 😛
A very uncomfortable problem indeed to forget to pull it down. 😱
 
You know that you are getting older when you can sing along to elevator music.
 
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