A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She
> >wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way,
> >but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
> >
> >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude
of
> >one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
just
go
> >out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free!"
> >
> >The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and
> >give it a try!"
> >
> >The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.
> >
> >Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to
the
> >side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist
> >deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots
a
huge
> >9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she
takes
> >aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the
swamp.
> >Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
backs.
> >The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde
> >struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
> >heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.....
> >
> >"...SHIT, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
She
> >wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way,
> >but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
> >
> >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude
of
> >one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
just
go
> >out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free!"
> >
> >The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and
> >give it a try!"
> >
> >The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.
> >
> >Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to
the
> >side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist
> >deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots
a
huge
> >9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she
takes
> >aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the
swamp.
> >Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
backs.
> >The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde
> >struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
> >heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.....
> >
> >"...SHIT, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Great joke, didn't see that one coming. 
