am I all alone out here??

[jpb40]

Is there anybody out there from Georgia that either tickles or get tickled? other that the one's that want 100 buck a session????

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

LOL There are a few people down your way. Have you checked the personals section. It's not all people looking for LTRs. Some just want to meet others in their area. Good luck!

Ann

 

[drew70]

Dude, you'll never get anywhere with this approach you keep taking. Few if any women are attracted to such frustrated desperation. They'll avoid you like the plague, and then your frustration and desperation increase. Yes, it's a vicious circle that only you can break. So my best advice to you is

1) Shitcan your current screen name. I guarantee most if not all of the women have placed it in their "desperate loser, avoid at all cost" file.

2) Adopt a new name that clearly (but not obnoxiously) designates your gender. Avoid self-exultant names like "King," "Master," etc. Nobody likes the big head.

3) Talk about your passion for tickling. Present yourself as a fun person, very casual and carefree. Speak as if you were someone who has no shortage of tickling whatsoever in his life.

4) This is most important. If you remember nothing else, remember this. When talking to females, consider their wants and needs as more important than your own. Try putting yourself in their shoes and really understand where they are coming from.

Good luck, pal!

 

[P50]

Hey, JPB40, Ignore Drew70,,, I mean aww, what does he know ? Here, let an expert like me (who knows everything in the entire world) dissect it and present you with accurate reasoning...


<I> 2) Adopt a new name that clearly (but not obnoxiously) designates your gender. </I>

Nah, use one like mine, 3-bytes, letters and numbers. You'll learn to navigate around the fake females much more quickly and far more effectively.


<I> Avoid self-exultant names like "King," "Master," etc. </I>

Hint #2: do not create a name that explicitly indicates your own interest in the tickling of your own genitals. That's not really a winner with most of today's women. (You think I'm making this up out of thin air, I'm not)


<I> Present yourself as a fun person, very casual and carefree. Speak as if you were someone who has no shortage of tickling whatsoever in his life. </I>

Aw what does he know,,, Go into the chatroom and get right down to serious business at once. Want someone to fall in love with you ? Then say so in clear and unambigous terms. Got any sort of a time frame in mind ? Then state it explicitly. (Yelling is effective.) Tell them that you are serious about falling in love, with tickling, and that you want them to love you and tickle you <I><B><U>RIGHT NOW !!! </U> </B> </I>


<I> 4) This is most important. If you remember nothing else, remember this. </I>

I forgot what Drew wrote, but it probably wasn't very important anyway.

 

[P50]

Hey guy, real life,,,, sorry for the brass tacks, but,,,,

A man's chances of meeting a woman via the TMF are about 0.0008, if I have my decimal places properly placed.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

If you haven't realized it, JPB, P50's funnin' ya. Whether he really is or not.
Ever see "Fast Times at Ridgemont High?" One of the characters had some magnificent advice...make like where you are is the most desirable place to be.
Once you get that locked up, you will have no problems whatsoever!

 

[TickledToDeath]

Yes

You are all alone in Ga. Totally alone. All by yourself. Everyone around you is a figmint of your imagination. An Illusion.
You live a fugazy life in solitude.😛 😀 😉

Seriously, there are others in Ga. . Check the personals both here and in yahoo groups too. Surf the Tickle groups in Yahoo, there may even be a local group of ticklers right under your nose.
But then again.......there's nobody out there.😉


TTD

 

[natural tickler]

I agree with Knox. They're just funnin' ya. Remember, the key is patience. When the right girl comes to ya, its gonna be right. Nobody just falls into your lap and say "here I am, come tickle me" Just wait. You'll see. Besides, ask Drew70 and P50 if they're tickling somebody right now, or have someone to tickle. the answer most likely is no

 

[natural tickler]

then again, how can you not have anybody to tickle down there? don't they walk barefoot all the time down there?(just kidding) And isn't Florida and all the beaches right next door to ya? Get some inititive and go get a victim today

 

[drew70]

I agree with Knox. They're just funnin' ya. Remember, the key is patience. When the right girl comes to ya, its gonna be right. Nobody just falls into your lap and say "here I am, come tickle me" Just wait. You'll see. Besides, ask Drew70 and P50 if they're tickling somebody right now, or have someone to tickle. the answer most likely is no

I assure you I was quite serious about the advice I gave whats-his-name. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I just don't think advertizing desperation and frustration are the way to woo a girl's heart. Feel free to disagree, but just understand that I meant what I said.

 

[Dave2112]

I actually think Drew had some good points. However, I'd disagree with P50's percentage of potential meetings here. I've had the opportunity to meet and tickle several of the ladies that inhabit the TMF. As stated by others earlier, it was due mostly to getting to know people first and find common interests. (Beyond the obvious one.)

Stick around and become part of the community, you'll find it enjoyable. 😎

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I know I have met and tickled a few...
Look, it is indeed possible. If you're not inclined to interact with other human beings IN THE FLESH, instead of through a computer, then of course it would be more likely that you'll be asked to replace Ronald Dumsfeld at Defense than meet someone from this place.
Also, it helps if, by your manner, you don't scare people... 🙄

 

[Oddjob0226]

Hey guy, real life,,,, sorry for the brass tacks, but,,,,

A man's chances of meeting a woman via the TMF are about 0.0008, if I have my decimal places properly placed.

I've met 2, talked with 2 more on the phone... and I'm ugly and broke!

IN YOUR FACE! YESSSSS!!!!! That's right! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! He shoots he scores! You down with O.P.P. - yeah you know me!

Oh, and obnoxious, too....

Want to meet people? It's like they said in "West Side Story": Play it cool, boy, real cool.

It takes time, and just being real.

 

[drew70]

...It takes time, and just being real.

Very well put, OJ. It does take time. And I think it's becoming clear that jpb40 isn't willing or interested in investing any time or effort. Look at all the advice on this thread. Do we see one response from this guy? It's the same with the other threads he's started. He's not interested in our advice. He can't be bothered with worrying about a woman's feelings and needs. All he sees in a woman is the means for his gratification. He has no clue as to what he's missing out on, getting to know a woman, and the fascinating intertwining of her strengths and weaknesses, or the complexities of her hopes and fears. Like snowflakes, no two are completely alike, nor completely different. The sad thing is that sooner or later he'll probably learn to bullshit his way far enough into a relationship to get what he wants, and then move on. That's my prediction, at any rate.