And I Quote....

[gallodiablo]

Here are a couple from the master of "deep thinking" Mr. Jack Handey:

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when they get mad, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
--Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
--Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Jack Handey makes me laugh, and you know what we all say: "Laughter is the best medicine"!!

Gallodiablo

 

[Doryon]

Not a Famous Quote, but...

...a quote nonetheless. A classmate of mine used to say this constantly back in high school, and it just stuck with me:


"IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THE COWS DON'T COME HOME 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND YOUR HOUSE!!"

 

[Big John1]

"Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read"
This is a quote from the late Groucho Marx