And In Other News Nicole Ritchie..

[Neutron]

Is getting married. This depresses me because I find her as being one of the most fuckalicious women in the world.

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

If she is as lazy as she and Paris are on that trash pile of a TV show, you would be doing all the work - and then probably catch something. Personally, I fail to see the appeal of either of them.

 

[tkrexx]

Gotta agree with Tickletoy. Never had any attraction to either of them, and it baffles me as to how this country can be transfixed by a couple of spoiled little rich girls who you never heard of til one of them was in an internet sex video.

Rxx

 

[Neutron]

I Said..

She was fuckalicious, I didn't say I liked her.

Tron

 

[natural tickler]

You're right Tron, she is fuckalicious, but with a lot of emptyness in her head😛

 

[tickletoy3]

and I said..

"you would be doing all the work - and then probably catch something"

 

[featherfingers]

I also heard that she hates to be tickled... a red flag if I've ever seen one.

 

[Neutron]

Why Is That A Red Flag??

I don't decide whether I want a relationship, or a bonk based on whether a lady likes being tickled.


Also, why would someone say you could catch something. Most likely she's not any more sexually active than any other female her age.

Tron

 

[featherfingers]

Re: Why Is That A Red Flag??

I don't decide whether I want a relationship, or a bonk based on whether a lady likes being tickled. Tron

I'm just saying that if I knew that a woman hated to be tickled, the relationship MAY be very unfulfilling if it were to become more than friendship. Knowing how much I love to tickle women, she'd be better off with a guy who wasn't as touchy feely as I am. (I said, "MAY" because true love can overcome any obstacle)

As for 'bonking' a woman... I personally don't meet women for strictly bonking purposes. That isn't meant to judge you, Neutron. To each his own, that's what I say.

 

[tickletoy3]

Also, why would someone say you could catch something. Most likely she's not any more sexually active than any other female her age.

I didn't think anyone was that gullible. If you really believe your own statement, I sincerely hope you have a lifetime supply of condoms - and a lot of prayers - and don't forget the number of the nearest free clinic.

 

[maniactickler]

I would just like to use that spoiled, brain dead idiot for a nonconsensual tickle session, then toss her to the street!

 

[The Sean Man]

I agree with Neutron...definitely "fuckalicious".

As for the guy she's getting hitched to...I'm guessing he's not "Mr. Right", but "Mr. Right NOW!"


The Sean Man

 

[Neutron]

I didn't think anyone was that gullible. If you really believe your own statement, I sincerely hope you have a lifetime supply of condoms - and a lot of prayers - and don't forget the number of the nearest free clinic.

And you know, and can PROVE otherwise?

Tron

 

[Midnight2_2222]

Is getting married. This depresses me because I find her as being one of the most fuckalicious women in the world.

Tron

I wouldn't worry, judging by Hollywood's track record she won't be married very long.

That's awful to say but none of these party-girl marriages seem to last very long.

Just my two cents,
Midnight

 

[tickletoy3]

And you know, and can PROVE otherwise?

Some things are just common sense. First off, she's a celebrity and just that alone makes her a sexual target. How do I know this? Ever hear of Wilt Chamberlain? Also, ever notice the number of celebrities mentioned when asked who would you tickle? and secondly, you are the company you keep. Given Paris Hilton as the example, that too speaks for itself. Last but not least, there is such a thing as 'slut trash'. If you still need help figuring this out I suggest you re-read the very first line of this reply.

 

[Neutron]

Wow

Are you high school or what?

Is every heavy metal singer a druggie? I know of several who aren't, but by your brilliant deduction the ones I know have to be.

How exactly is Paris Hilton a slut or trash? For all you know she's putting on an act, and the fact is if she was it's be ALL over everywhere. She has too much to lose by being a real tramp, and much to gain by implying she is. Thats the way the world works son.

Because someone is a sexual target automatically means she's a slut? Quite od logic, So a rape victim is also the raper? Can you explain that one to me son?

I've yet to see you use common sense, so please show me you can.

Again PROVE your claim.

By the way LOL> To whoever thought I was really broken up. That was a JOKE, although she is fuckalicious!

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

Did you even read my last post? Or do you just not understand? Did I even mention drugs, heavy metal music or rape? Do you have ADD or something?? You better get mommy and daddy and have a talk. Son.

 

[Neutron]

Sigh..

It's called broad thought my ignorant friend.

My father always said "Don't ever argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience" .
Now I know what he meant 🙁

Carry on little fellow. Reread my post, think about it, then you might understand. But probably not.

Later lil guy.

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

Your overuse of the word 'son' and your constant reference to height and age tell me you are often corrected, humiliated and abused as a kid. Your father was no doubt trying to help you survive against those of higher maturity and intellect. At least you took my advice and had that talk with him. Try learning communication skills and logical thinking patterns, take your medication to stay focused and you just might be able to join the rest of us in adulthood. Good luck.

 

[Neutron]

Nah..

My parents encouraged individual thought and logic.

If you can't make the jump to what I posted about metal heads, and what you illogically believe about Nicole Ritchie, then I can't help you my son.

My post about arguing with idiots still stands.

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

Good luck.

 

[Neutron]

With What?

Good luck.

I've always found my natural ability is a far better tool than relying on luck.

Benedict still needs to answer what Dawn thinks about his secret life with the women of the net.

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

You're losing focus again. Take a deep breath and slow down. Now.. concentrate on the following two words: Good luck. After doing that, don't analyze your life, don't go into philosophy about your life and try not to overthink here. It's not a debate topic. It's two simple words often regarded as a way of saying goodbye. Try it sometime. Good luck.

 

[Neutron]

Still haven't seen any proof or documentation on your part that..

1: Nicole Ritche has any STDs

2: That she'd be poor in bed

3: That she's had multiple sex partners.

You made the claim. Prove it!

Tron

 

[tickletoy3]

Maybe it was the vulgar insensitive term you used to desribe her in your original post that sent such impressions. How would that word give a person the impression she's had multiple sex partners? Especially when followed by statements of "bonking" her. Or maybe you are the only guy in the world that has ever had such thoughts, considering she has appeared in porn-related magazines, her best friend is a porn star and you are surely the one and only guy that has ever wanted to 'bonk' her. Whatever gave you the idea that the porn business meant 'several sex partners'?? Afterall, Debbie did Dallas - or was that just one guy? I never said she was poor in bed (where did that come from? - sorry I forgot about your focus problem) However, I will say I wouldn't get too close to her in bed. Does your vulger vocabulary, the word 'bonk' and the word 'porn' add to any kind of pattern to you? Focus. Focus. Think about it. There you go. I mean, really, how would anyone in the porn or porn-related business, or even someone who associates with those in the porn business get any STDs? What are the odds?? Go figure. If I really have to spell it out for you again, I definitely give up. In any case, your poor communication skills and ability to speak to someone, or about someone, with any sense of dignity and respect have totally enlightened me to the purpose of the ignore function, and the fact that some will just never get the meaning of 'common sense' or have the ability to piece things together. Good luck.