another blonde joke

[milagros317]

Three women were having lunch together.

One of them, a redhead, said, "I found a cigarette butt in my daughter's room this morning after she left for school. I'm so disappointed, I didn't know that she smokes."

The second one, a brunette, said, "I found an empty beer can in my daughter's room this morning after she left for school. I'm so disappointed, I didn't know that she drinks."

The third one, a blonde, said, "I found a used condom in my daughter's room this morning after she left for school. I'm so disappointed, I didn't know that she has a penis."

😛

 

[amk714]

Thanks Mils. I love blonde jokes!

 

[sole seeker]

Thanks, Milagros. That's a good one.

The third one, a blonde, said, "I found a used condom in my daughter's room this morning after she left for school. I'm so disappointed, I didn't know that she has a penis."

Silly woman! It's not hers, she just borrowed it!

 

[Storm_Cat]

Did you hear about the 2 blondes that walked into a building?

You would've thought one of them would have notised it ... !!

 

[isabeau]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr as a blonde who is not dumb i protest lol funny sort of but how about dumb blonde male jokes????

isabeau

 

[Dionysus]

Lol Milagros. I'll have to remember that one at work tomorrow.......

but how about dumb blonde male jokes????

So Fabio walks into a bar...................

 

[amk714]

Dumb blonde male joke ...

Source: Blonde and Blue

A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny, amk714. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

Brilliant, AMK! I found that one so funny that I actually laughed out loud!

I'm gonna post that one around to my friends. Don't bother asking for royalties, I ain't giving you credit!

 

[amk714]

I ain't seeking credit. 😛 Thanks, guys. I wouldn't have even looked for the joke if it weren't for Isabeau's post. Give her the credit. 😀