Answer a Question with a question

[venray]

Is it Tuesday or Thursday today?....

 

[tickleshotel]

Don't you know ?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Why do conversations spin out of control?

 

[Lord Doctor]

If the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

If quizzes are quizzical..then what are tests?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Tests? are they not trying?

 

[CMartin]

Does anybody really know what time it is?...

Does anybody really care?.. 😀

-Chris

 

[Deleted member 66627]

How big is a buttload?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Why do newspapers make my skin itch?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

If your farfugnugen is broken how do you fix it?

 

[Lord Doctor]

What on EARTH is a Vorpal Bunny?

 

[CMartin]

How big is a buttload?

Is it bigger than an assload?

-Chris

 

[Lord Doctor]

Is something cooking?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Are you hungry?

 

[Lord Doctor]

is the kettle on?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Is that relative to being hungry? 😉

 

[Lord Doctor]

Is relative the same as comparative?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

You mean compared to chopsticks?

 

[Bugman]

If a tree in the middle of a forest falls and no one is around to hear it,does that mean lightining never strikes twice in the same place?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

What leadership characteristics does Jim Henson have?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Does ignorance count?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Doesn't M Theory Rock?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Don't rocks bring out the best in people?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Are rocks and stones mostly the same thing?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

What's the difference between being stoned and being stoned?