Answering machine message

[bellystrokes]

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO! You called me????? Sweet! lol

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - that's a terrific message.

 

[milagros317]

Very amusing message. 😀

The most misanthropic answering machine message that I ever heard was this:

You have undoubtedly dialed the wrong number. If you think not, then you may leave a message, but it won't do you any good.