Any stool experts around?

[maniactickler]

Anyone know what causes a soft, dark green stool? this has happened a few times in the past couple weeks. just curious if anyone knows the cause. something im eating perhaps? certain types of vitamins? your input would be greatly appreciated. id be willing to package and send a sample for analysis.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

Have you been eating ghormeh sabzi from one of the Persian resturaunts?

Any foods packed with green herbs will contribute to the condition you describe, and it’s actually a very healthy way to cleanse the digestive tract.

 

[Mitchell]

Have you had anything with limes in it, or lime Jello, perhaps? I know that when I've had lime Jello in the past, my stool has been dark green, and rather soft.

Hope that helps.

Mitch

 

[sasaxrah]

Um, ew? This is what WebMD is for...

 

[Backstep]

Are you constipated as well? Weird odors, maybe? I eat a lot of vegetables and when I get 'backed up,' so to say, that's what happens to me.

 

[poopies]

A diet rich in green vegetables is the most common reason. Unless your green poopies are also associated with stomach cramps, diarrhea, constipation, or other gastrointestinal qualms, you're probably okay. On the other hand, if you haven't eaten anything green in the past few weeks and still have green poo, you might want to see a doctor.

 

[c7_assassin]

Hmm. Hope you're feeling better soon.

With that out of the way, I must now make the obligatory joke:

Looks like conservatives really are full of shit! Ba dum bum!

No, seriously dude, hope you're okay. 😉

 

[paracarl44]

Sounds like it might be time for a colonoscopy.

 

[shark]

Been drinking any leftover St. Patrick's Day beer?

 

[kered]

Only Maniac could get away with this shit.

 

[Speedbump]

I thought he meant the chairs. 🙁

 

[Angel77]

This truly is a shitty thread...........

 

[maniactickler]

Thanks for all the input. unfortunately i dont fit any of the profiles mentioned. i will however keep all of you posted on my stool content. i can already feel the next one brewing.

 

[Bohemianne]

After mind-setting this whole forum in the past about your stand on "fart," I think this is the only thread where I have seen a solid testimonial of serious take-off.

Cheers and it's green!

 

[maniactickler]

After mind-setting this whole forum in the past about your stand on "fart," I think this is the only thread where I have seen a solid testimonial of serious take-off.

Cheers and it's green!

If i was Irish i wouldnt mind, but im not.

 

[MrMacphisto]

Have you been eating ghormeh sabzi from one of the Persian resturaunts?

Any foods packed with green herbs will contribute to the condition you describe, and it’s actually a very healthy way to cleanse the digestive tract.

Mmmm... That looks like stool already.

 

[maniactickler]

Have you been eating ghormeh sabzi from one of the Persian resturaunts?

Any foods packed with green herbs will contribute to the condition you describe, and it’s actually a very healthy way to cleanse the digestive tract.

Come to think of it, thats kinda what it looks like, only without the onion and not as soupy.

 

[General Zod]

Why is shit called stool? I can see not calling it shit because of the prudes.But stool?

 

[maniactickler]

Why is shit called stool? I can see not calling it shit because of the prudes.But stool?

I know. i was trying to make this thread as classy as possible. tried using fancy words.

 

[General Zod]

I know. i was trying to make this thread as classy as possible. tried using fancy words.

I like ya dude.But you and classy do not mix. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

I like ya dude.But you and classy do not mix. 😀

Unfortunately, i must agree to a point. but hell, what woman doesnt like a good stool conversation once in awhile.

 

[Bohemianne]

What the *&^%$#@! F?

Are you serious about finding class in stool topic? Unless you get it more advanced and bring out the real by-product of fart right straight to the digestive chambers (of a septic vault), which is called methane, all this sh!t will all remain stinky and primitive as a common house topic!

Damnit! 😀

PS... We can now burn this forum to the grounds once we puff enough methane.

 

[Saeria]

Blue gatorade will do it to some people.

 

[kered]

^ IT...JUST....MIGHT.......WORK!!!

 

[maniactickler]

Stool update:

Green as a cucumber, but in a more solid form.