Arnold Schwarzenegger or this bird

[Babyshambles]

Ok. You've been given an ultamatum. Tie somebody up and tickle their naked body for an hour, or swim through sewerage.

Who gave you this ultimatum? For the sake of completeness, let's say Milagros has given you this ultimatum. Why? Just because he can. Don't mess with the milagros-ster.

Anyway. Milagros decides to toy with you further. You either tie and tickle a naked arnold schwarzenegger, or tie and tickle a naked version of this bird

What do you do. Tickle or swim??

 

[cloudgazer2k]

swim. no question.

 

[Bizkit]

Normally I would say swim but I have been drinking so inhibitions have been lowered.

 

[Babyshambles]

Normally I would say swim but I have been drinking so inhibitions have been lowered.

let me know when she starts to look good.....

 

[chicago]

Swim. Or hang myself.

 

[Babyshambles]

Swim. Or hang myself.

Please don't hang yourself. Beautiful ladies are of course exempt from the wrath of Milagros and his silly games. He's nice like that.

(Note from lawyers. The beauty that is referred to in this post stems from that which has been inferred by TicklishGiggles' writing style and language. It is in no way based on her smoking hot good looks. Please do not shout at him)