Ask a dutchman

[Mephistopheles]

For we have a saying: "Beter goed gejat dan slecht verzonnen." (It's better to copy something that works than to come up with something that doesn't.)

So go ahead, ask me anything.

 

[Carsomyr]

Is it true that you insult each other using diseases? Like... "kanker mongool" and stuff like that?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Is it true that you insult each other using diseases? Like... "kanker mongool" and stuff like that?

Oh yes, swearing with diseases is our thingy here 😀

I once had a swearing contest with a couple of foreigners, and Dutch came out as the best language for swearing because we can just put a whole lot of swearwords into one big rant, like:

Godverdomdeverkankerdeteringtyfushoerenzoon

which means goddamned cancerous tubercolosis tyfoid fever son of a *****

and so on 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

You know I find that incredibly awesome, right? 😀

So...

Belgium. Yay or nay?

 

[Mephistopheles]

You know I find that incredibly awesome, right? 😀

So...

Belgium. Yay or nay?

Yay. Because the Belgian political system is like watching "As the world turns" but then better 😀

and they have good beers, although I prefer German beers.

So how's sweden?

 

[Carsomyr]

Oh, you know, lots of trolls and stuff. 🙂

Do you like Borat?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Oh, you know, lots of trolls and stuff. 🙂

Do you like Borat?

Well, the movie has ups and downs but overall I think he did a job fooling alot of people. (and getting sued afterwards)

One of those movies which are enjoyed best after you've drank a couple of beers 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

BUMP! 😀


What's your real (first) name? Or are you one of those paranoid people who'd rather not say?

 

[Helena]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hello my Dutch friend. Favorite color?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's your favorite food? 😀

 

[Mephistopheles]

BUMP! 😀


What's your real (first) name? Or are you one of those paranoid people who'd rather not say?

Lol 😀

Call me paranoid, but I'd rather not say on teh internets. I don't have a common name in these parts especially linked to this particular username. In person however I simply shake hands and introduce myself.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hello my Dutch friend. Favorite color?

Hello, I prefer orange.

What's your favorite food? 😀

Lamb, the baby version of it. Right off the bone, nice and juicy. Best thing I've ever had was a whole leg of a baby lamb right off the bone. Every time I walk past a meadow with sheep in it I feel the urge to jump over the fence in search of such lambs.


______________________________________

I had completely forgotten about this thread, lol, if it weren't for these crazy swedes 😀

 

[texastickler]

Hey there!

What would be you all time favorite film?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Hey there!

What would be you all time favorite film?

Good question. I choose 300, because this film stands out to me because it's so incredibly uncomplicated; and seeing that life is already complicated enough combined with my fascination with blood and corpses makes 300 my no. 1 movie of all time.

 

[Carsomyr]

Lol 😀

Call me paranoid, but I'd rather not say on teh internets. I don't have a common name in these parts especially linked to this particular username. In person however I simply shake hands and introduce myself.

Ah, well if it's a fairly unique name I can understand that. 😉

I had completely forgotten about this thread, lol, if it weren't for these crazy swedes 😀

Ya know... we've got to be good for SOMETHING! 😀


What's your favorite kind of beer?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Ah, well if it's a fairly unique name I can understand that. 😉


Ya know... we've got to be good for SOMETHING! 😀


What's your favorite kind of beer?

This:

Weihenstephaner. The best beer Germany has to offer and also the world's oldest beer, for a good reason. It's sheer awesomeness has kept it going for 970 years straight with no end in sight.