Ask a Leaf!

[Angel77]

Still want roast beef?

 

[Angel77]

Can I fart on your leg?

 

[Angel77]

Can you burp out the alphabet?

 

[Angel77]

Ever use a sanitary napkin as a bed for your G.I. Joe's?

 

[Angel77]

Ever touch Barbie's boobies?

 

[Angel77]

How much money would it take for you to stick a deflated football up your ass?

 

[Angel77]

Does it really get the hose again????

 

[Angel77]

Would you ever go grocery shopping while wearing a baby bonnet and a diaper while sucking on a binky????

 

[Angel77]

Could you pick up a folded dollar bill using only your ass?

 

[Angel77]

Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog?

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that I make people puke sometimes? 😀

 

[Angel77]

Should I chop all my hair off and make hair pieces for vaginas?

 

[Angel77]

How many leaves do you think you could shove in my mouth at one time?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can I join your lovefest?

 

[leafstk]

Do you know how much I wanna whap you right now???

I'm DYING over here!

Haha!! It was awesome at the time!!!

Awesome! 😀

Nice! 🙂 How long?


And did you know that this thread will probably give me stomach ache or something from laughter?

Just 3 days... we go back to work on Tuesday 🙂

Bahahhaha! Me toooooooo!

Do you know that I find things quite amusing at times..........like assholes for instance? 😀

LOL!!! you too???

Still want roast beef?

hahaha... nah, I'm hungry for something else. Know what it is? 😉

Can I fart on your leg?

Sure!!! Right after i do this

Can you burp out the alphabet?

LMAO!!! Its been some time, but I could try!

Ever use a sanitary napkin as a bed for your G.I. Joe's?

ROFL!!! Actually I never collected G.I. Joe's.... Transformers all the way!!

Ever touch Barbie's boobies?

Hehe! I'm sure I did

How much money would it take for you to stick a deflated football up your ass?

What ya got?

Does it really get the hose again????

Yes it does... now put the fucking lotion in the basket!!!

Would you ever go grocery shopping while wearing a baby bonnet and a diaper while sucking on a binky????

mebbe?

Could you pick up a folded dollar bill using only your ass?

It's doubtful

 

[Angel77]

If I had to puke, would you hold my hair back?

 

[leafstk]

Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog?

As a matter of fact I have!!!

Do you know that I make people puke sometimes? 😀

Not as much as me apparently

Should I chop all my hair off and make hair pieces for vaginas?

that might make someone horny

How many leaves do you think you could shove in my mouth at one time?

I'm talkin' about the head... the tail... the whole damn thing

Can I join your lovefest?

but of course you can!!!

 

[Angel77]

Would you ever fuck an exhaust pipe if you thought it would feel good?

 

[leafstk]

If I had to puke, would you hold my hair back?

Awwww... of course i would sweetie

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that I just tooted and I'm NOT going to blame the puppy on this one?

 

[leafstk]

Would you ever fuck an exhaust pipe if you thought it would feel good?

No Sir... i don't like it

 

[Angel77]

If were were at a party and if you passed out first, do you realize that you'd have the words "*****" and "Slut" written all over your face with a Sharpie?

Lesson here is: Never be the first to fall asleep at a party................

I've been there.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you know that I think you're awesome?

 

[leafstk]

Do you know that I just tooted and I'm NOT going to blame the puppy on this one?

Yes... and I bet you giggled

If were were at a party and if you passed out first, do you realize that you'd have the words "*****" and "Slut" written all over your face with a Sharpie?

Lesson here is: Never be the first to fall asleep at a party................

I've been there.

I always out last them all... for that very reason

Do you know that I think you're awesome?

You know I think the same of you, Nikki!

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that I think I'd like to be tickled by you?

Think that could be arranged?