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Ask a mango!

Why are mangoes so ticklish?

Why are boobs AMAZING????

Why is the sky blue and then, at the end of the day, orange?

Why does a certain mango live to far away from me to be able to play with?

Why does my dog's breath smell like dogfood?

Why is my wife such a fabulous ler?
 
This is getting incredibly spectacular. I will be working on the video tonight after work. Be prepared for awesomeness. And to answer some (semi) questions, yes you can ask as many questions at once as you would like, and yes, I will answer them. Sortof. Hilarity will ensue!
 
Shaun & Mango Question

Can even the greatest supercomputer in the entire galaxy truly answer the above question?

But, more importantly: Can anyone tell me what this smiley is supposed to be? :shaun: It's called "shaun" in the smiley-library, but I'm not picking-up on the cultural reference.

Is it possible I take my smileys way too seriously?

Are multiple question sessions with the Mango possible, if I disguise them as a single post?

I believe it is supposed to be Shaun the Sheep from "Wallace & Gromit - A Close Shave"

Mango Question -

What happens in the event that:
Figure A is with Figure B
And Figure C is married Figure D
and Figure B is just friends with Figure D
But Figure A can't keep his habns off of Figure C because she has such a great Figure
????
 
Mango,

1) Given that Global Warming exists, and that the world is gradually increasing by one degree every two years...

What is the point of living?

2) Can you answer this?
 
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We must have the answer to the questions that have racked our minds for ages...

Does your bubblegum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight???

And...most importantly

How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
Fuck. That's all. Fuck. I got everything spliced together and edited and voiced over....6 hours of work. Everytime I try to render the footage it just turns black. Fuck.
 
Fuck. That's all. Fuck. I got everything spliced together and edited and voiced over....6 hours of work. Everytime I try to render the footage it just turns black. Fuck.

I know this a difficult time for you, but just one question, wise Mango... are excuses for losers? :bored
 
Is it just me, or does Bella Donna's new lil' "devilish" moodkin below her avatar look perfect in much the same way Featherdeamon's moodkin works with his avatar?

Is the above one of the most unnecessarily verbose questions ever or what?
 
Is it just me, or does Bella Donna's new lil' "devilish" moodkin below her avatar look perfect in much the same way Featherdeamon's moodkin works with his avatar?

Is the above one of the most unnecessarily verbose questions ever or what?

Hah.. I see what you mean. The tail of the devil is an "S" like in BellaDonna's avvy. Tyrant Rave has a perfect match too. lol
 
How many mangos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why do mangos have little legs?
 
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If you tie a peanut butter sandwich - face-up- to a cat, which will land on their face(/face-down)?
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many dimensions are there?!
Why are the imaginary numbers less than the real numbers? - Come on. They're not real.
Why did Greenwich get to be the central point for daylight savings?
Why can I smell colours?
 
My brother Cletus and I were out on the porch earlier this evening, swatting at gnats & skeeters, and discussing the pressing issues of the day, when all of a sudden he gets this vacant sort of stare, gazes up at the night sky above and declares, "I bet a1532b is alien code for Mango! You know, some distant star or planet up there."

I had to explain to him that the term a1532b is in fact an algebraic equation used in ancient Sumerian civilizations to figure out the taxes owed by each city-state citizen. Cletus is something of a dullard.

Pa doesn't usually speak up much anymore, but he told us we were both "Full of crap!"(to paraphrase). Then we all got to bickerin' and hollerin' something fierce.

Thus mighty mystical Mango, I beseech thee: Which of us is correct about the cryptic "a1532b" combo?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MAN?!?
 
Okay Mango, Here's one for ya....

Why does TT pick on Canada so much? :blink
 
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