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Ask Alchemy (you know you want to)

mixed nuts

Yo alchemy, when am I gonna find a job, man?

Hey there gigs!

Well...since I still can't seem to find where I placed my crystal ball, I'll have to consult one of the found objects around me...ummm

...like this...this empty can of mixed nuts.

...gotta take the lid off first...

There we go!

Ok, so ...hmmm...well, it's not completely empty. I mean, there's still a few peanuts down at the bottom. That's pretty cool. I thought that this thing was empty. mmmm...still good too. A little stale, but eh. ...ah yes, the reading the reading. Well, I'm seeing...empty peanut shells and a metal rim...shells rim..rim shells...empty...WAIT. shells empty peanut. S E P. September!

So there you go...you'll find a job in September.

Another satisfied customer.:bouncybou
 
Hey there gigs!

Well...since I still can't seem to find where I placed my crystal ball, I'll have to consult one of the found objects around me...ummm

...like this...this empty can of mixed nuts.

...gotta take the lid off first...

There we go!

Ok, so ...hmmm...well, it's not completely empty. I mean, there's still a few peanuts down at the bottom. That's pretty cool. I thought that this thing was empty. mmmm...still good too. A little stale, but eh. ...ah yes, the reading the reading. Well, I'm seeing...empty peanut shells and a metal rim...shells rim..rim shells...empty...WAIT. shells empty peanut. S E P. September!

So there you go...you'll find a job in September.

Another satisfied customer.:bouncybou

September! What the fuck? That's like 6 months away!
 
I am bumping this thread because I want to know...

How does the originator of the question thread feel that everyone is biting off his style?

Also, how the hell you doin'?
 
I wish bananas came with a zipper

I am bumping this thread because I want to know...

How does the originator of the question thread feel that everyone is biting off his style?

Also, how the hell you doin'?

Wow, Geddy, I can't believe that this thread is still going! I mean, that's pretty cool when you think about it...cause there have been lots of threads...and posts...and cat pictures...that just get forgotten about in not but two days time after their arrival. I guess you would have to say that this is an achievement or something. So....

...you know what, I'm giving my self, first prize in the category for threads that just wont go away.

<img src="http://www.lifecarechiropractic.com/images/1stplace_ribbon.gif">

...hold on a sec whilst I bask in the glory that is the 1st place ribbon.

...ahh.....

...ahh.....

...basking.....

Anyway Geddy, to answer your questions:

1. No I'm not TOO upset that others are copying me. I mean, I guess it had to happen eventually. Remember all those crappy sci-fi movies that came out in the 80's when Star Wars was a big hit? It's kinda the same phenomenon. Anyway, they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, so what are you going to do...

2. I've been ok. Just dealing with life and trying to stay mentally and physically healthy...with mixed results. I AM getting a slight relief in that it's not only Halloween season, but it's Ren. Fest season as well. Let me tell ya Geddy bud, after enough mead and wenches, life doesn't seem all that bad.

Good to hear from ya again!

Good to be back as well!

:devil:
 
1. By twist of fate, say will have the chance to meet and have musical session with Jimi Hendrix for a week, what would you tell or ask him?

2. If electic guitars existed during the time of Mozart, how will it will affect the present?

3. Can you resist crying infront of onions?

4. Why do vets won't accept unicorn?

😱
 
1. By twist of fate, say will have the chance to meet and have musical session with Jimi Hendrix for a week, what would you tell or ask him?

2. If electic guitars existed during the time of Mozart, how will it will affect the present?

3. Can you resist crying infront of onions?

4. Why do vets won't accept unicorn?

😱

Hey there Bohemian Rhapsody! I see you got some questions for ol' Alchemy!

1. Well, if I had the chance to meet Jimi, the first thing I would have to tell him is who I am, why I'm there, and that I'm from the future....cause, I mean, that in and of itself would be hard enough to try and explain. ...but then again, he was high as a kite most of the time so I could just pretend like I'm a hallucination. Anyway, I would definately ask him how he goes about song writing and his opinion on chord scale relation.

2. Electic guitars? I'm not too sure what those are, Rhap-man. Are they some kind of like middle eastern guitars like sitars? ...or maybe one of those freaky new-age instruments with all the wind chimes and crystals...yeah, they're probably something like that.
I don't know, Rhappy, I don't think that Mozart would be too thrilled about trying to compose his famous Symphony # 40 on a bunch of wind chimes and such. Somehow, I don't think It would have made as big of an impact.

3. Can you resist not running words together? Seriously though, kids, eat your onions! They taste good...like America used to taste, and they're real good for your colon!

4. ?????????????????? Why do not you go make words good?

Thanks for the questions Rhappy!
 
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