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[kered]

Why does Lucy spell it "Edinburgh" but pronounce it "Ed-in-burra"? Does everyone over there have speech impediments?

Will Slacker stand a chance against a female Highlander?

 

[naughtylucy]

Will Slacker stand a chance against a female Highlander?

Will Kered be rewarded with a snog for having my back?

 

[Bugman]

When Helena, NaughtyLucy, and I take a bath, how come I always have to sit with my back against the tap? It kinda hurts after a while.

We are curious as to when your hallucinations returned.An adjustment in medication seems in order.

What is the probability that Dirty will ever take down his Christmas lights?

Who knows luv,who knows..

When will Helena ever clean out the things growing in her refrigerator?

Were you not such a layabout you would set to this simple task for her.

 

[Bugman]

Is it possible to enroll Kered in some evening classes for the seductively challenged?

If one does not mind the frivolous expenditure of resources that would best be directed elsewhere we suppose the effort could be made.

Does Slacker come from Aberdeen?:dancing sheep:

We suspect rather from under a large,slime covered rock in some dank forest.

 

[Bugman]

Will Slacker stand a chance against a female Highlander?

Will Kered be rewarded with a snog for having my back?

We know not what said snog might be,and shall be happy to remain blissfully ignorant on the matter.

 

[kered]

Hey Buggy! What's a snog?

 

[Tamia78]

I hear Kered's finally beaten a Demon!!! Wait--that wasn't a question.

 

[paracarl44]

Say Buggy, the natives are getting restless again.

 

[slacker2114]

Is kered having squirrel soup for dinner tonite?

 

[Bugman]

Say Buggy, the natives are getting restless again.

Indeed.We shall quash this rebellion in short order.

Is kered having squirrel soup for dinner tonite?

While he is quite depraved,we are not prepared to accuse him of cannibalism.

 

[naughtylucy]

We suspect it might lead to problems.

Ok, but if I go ahead and do it anyway will you want to hear the filthy details? Might involve me wearing a pencil skirt, stilettos and glasses on the end of my nose, sweeping all the rubbish off my desk and mounting my terrified victim.

His desk is much tidier than mine, but that would make the whole thing far less theatrical.

 

[kered]

Hey! My desk is just as messy as the next guy's!

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
Will you play pirate games with me? Perhaps you will tell me a pirate story, no? 😈😈

 

[Bugman]

Ok, but if I go ahead and do it anyway will you want to hear the filthy details? Might involve me wearing a pencil skirt, stilettos and glasses on the end of my nose, sweeping all the rubbish off my desk and mounting my terrified victim.

His desk is much tidier than mine, but that would make the whole thing far less theatrical.

We eagerly await a pm containing the sordid details of this encounter,and admit to a bit of jealousy that we are not the target of said event.

Bugaboo,
Will you play pirate games with me? Perhaps you will tell me a pirate story, no? 😈😈

Har matey.We are donning our pirate garb at this very moment.If only Polly would refrain from evacuating herself upon our shoulder.

 

[Helena]

Har matey.We are donning our pirate garb at this very moment.If only Polly would refrain from evacuating herself upon our shoulder.

If yer gonna don yer pirate garb, cease yer bloody complainin' about some stupid bird. To be a proper pirate, ye must raid me boat, and take prisoners.
How tall and wide are you?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does Polly always want a cracker?

 

[Bugman]

If yer gonna don yer pirate garb, cease yer bloody complainin' about some stupid bird. To be a proper pirate, ye must raid me boat, and take prisoners.
How tall and wide are you?

Tall enough and wide enough to carry you off into captivity.

Why does Polly always want a cracker?

Ask Slacker.😛

 

[slacker2114]

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do people do things for a Klondike bar?

 

[Helena]

Why do people do things for a Klondike bar?

In follow-up to nemesis, how come people can't just buy their own Klondike bars instead of constantly having to "do things" to eat someone else's?
Also, have you ever eaten a Klondike bar?

 

[naughtylucy]

If I gave Kered a Klondike bar would he remove his makeshift shelter from the bushes outside my flat?

 

[paracarl44]

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Why do people do things for a Klondike bar?

In follow-up to nemesis, how come people can't just buy their own Klondike bars instead of constantly having to "do things" to eat someone else's?
Also, have you ever eaten a Klondike bar?

If I gave Kered a Klondike bar would he remove his makeshift shelter from the bushes outside my flat?

^Does it sound like all these people are trying to hit you up for a Klondike Bar?^

 

[Tamia78]

Hey Buggy!

Does Zod have any grapes?

 

[kered]

Is NaughtyLucy trying to seduce me by offering a Klondike Bar?

English Toffee Klondike Bars are the best!!

 

[paracarl44]

Grapes and Klonedike Bars, do these people have dessert on their minds?