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[DimpleToes]

Is it true that Procrastination gives you something to look forward to?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

 

[wishfoot88]

is this following article true?

 

[kered]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy was secretly John Cleese's mistress?😕

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

 

[Bugman]

Does anybody really care? 😀 😛

Not that we know of.😛

Is it true that Procrastination gives you something to look forward to?

We are not sure,and shall get back to you when we get around to it.

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Pizza.😛

is this following article true?

We only know we fine them quite tasty when fried to a crisp golden brown.Should they wish to fight among themselves is none of our concern.

Is it true that NaughtyLucy was secretly John Cleese's mistress?😕

Only if he was cheating on you at the time.😛

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

Does anybody really know what time it is?Does anyone really care?

 

[Helena]

When will a certain "organ" be delivered to the hospital? A few days has passed.

 

[milagros317]

Will this be an exciting, fun-filled weekend? 😀

 

[kered]

Can Helena dance the Samba?

 

[milagros317]

Can a cow jump over the moon? 😀

 

[Bugman]

When will a certain "organ" be delivered to the hospital? A few days has passed.

We can only hope the organ in question will arrive without further delay.We should perfer to remain ignorant of what the organ in question might be.😱

Will this be an exciting, fun-filled weekend? 😀

We hope that for our friends.We expect another weekend filled with drugery and toil for ourselves.🙁

Can Helena dance the Samba?

Yes.😛

Can a cow jump over the moon? 😀

Judging the distance involved,we would say no.We did however see a cat with a fiddle not long ago.😛

 

[milagros317]

Does anybody like to eat parsley? 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

Will I ever get a backbone to say what I really feel

 

[milagros317]

Can I make an omelet without breaking eggs? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Does anybody like to eat parsley? 😀

A most noxious weed it is.We suspect those who claim affection for it to be less then honest.

Will I ever get a backbone to say what I really feel

That my dear can be very difficult,most people not wishing to be harmful towards others.It is however sometimes necessary for your own well being and peace of mind,as we have discovered of late.

Can I make an omelet without breaking eggs? 😀

The Suez Canal.

 

[milagros317]

Are there any lawyers in heaven? 😀

 

[Helena]

Do pirates like to brag about their planks? You would think yes, right? Do they enjoyed getting tangled up in fishing nets? Do they all have an accent?
Can Kered dance the samba? Does he give lessons? How was the Dewey decimal system invented?

 

[milagros317]

Is summer ending all too soon? 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

HA! Okay, I got one. What's black and white and red all over?

Btw, this question is so not meant to be read. It's meant to be said out loud. It won't work if you read it.

Wait.

That only made sense in my head.

 

[kered]

Will Milagros ever reach the fatal post count that will reverse time and thus implode the universe?

 

[milagros317]

Will the political mud-slinging get worse? 😀

 

[kered]

Will HisDevineShadow(HDS) ever get the respect he deserves from the few Lady members who delight in torturing him?

 

[milagros317]

Will HDS ever get the thanks he deserves for all the computer services he does for the TMF? 😀

 

[kered]

Is HDS plotting revenge on the lovely ladies who delight in torturing him?

 

[milagros317]

Why is HDS so lucky as to get all that attention from the lovely ladies? 😀