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[wishfoot88]

Things are not well.And we regret to announce that we will be unable to respond to more questions until further notice.

i am shocked!!!
i am sure that the people of this thread will probably be on your case with this!!
must be something really bad to stop your ultimate wisdom!😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Why have I been exhausted aaaaall day?!?!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

[wishfoot88]

is it true that we have evolved to become ticklish?

 

[kered]

How long does it take Helena to mow the hair off her legs?😕

 

[Helena]

How long does it take Helena to mow the hair off her legs?😕

How long does it take Kered to brush his snaggle tooth? After all, there's just the one...methinks. How long will it be before he has to have that last tooth pulled? Also, I heard Kered has a tooth fairy costume...is that true?

 

[Bugman]

Why have I been exhausted aaaaall day?!?!

Perhaps because you are tired?😛

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Yes,and no.😛

is it true that we have evolved to become ticklish?

Even the higher order of primates engage in such activity,so we can only assume it is older then modern man.

How long does it take Kered to brush his snaggle tooth? After all, there's just the one...methinks. How long will it be before he has to have that last tooth pulled? Also, I heard Kered has a tooth fairy costume...is that true?

We cannot answer to his dental habits,but as to the costume...

 

[Bugman]

We have set our house back in order.The peasants were revolting,having not bathed in some time.We have had them scrubbed down,and can once again entertain your questions.

 

[DimpleToes]

What is the best cure for insomnia?

 

[Bugman]

What is the best cure for insomnia?

A good nights sleep.😛 On a serious note luv we wish we could help,being often afflicted with the same problem.

 

[wishfoot88]

just thought i would let you know, i am leaving the TMF for a while...
probably only a couple of days but i am not really sure...
this is my final post until i return........bye.................

 

[Helena]

Did you know that Kered is hard at work right now doing my laundry?
Why is everything pink????
How did he manage to get those pie crumbs to adhere to all my clothing?
Where did he get THAT from? Has he been in my closet again?
I thought he came out of the closet.......did he not?
*sigh*

 

[milagros317]

Who will the Dodgers face in the NLDS? 😀

 

[kered]

Should I have been a cowboy?

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
You are just sweeter than a chocolate cream pie. Tell me, sugar, what are you wearing?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Should I become a cowgirl? If so, where can I find myself the perfect cowgirl outfit?

 

[Bugman]

Did you know that Kered is hard at work right now doing my laundry?
Why is everything pink????
How did he manage to get those pie crumbs to adhere to all my clothing?
Where did he get THAT from? Has he been in my closet again?
I thought he came out of the closet.......did he not?
*sigh*

Rather then entrust him with domestic chores we suggest he be turned to other duties more in line with his talents.Picking up dog poop comes to mind.

Who will the Dodgers face in the NLDS? 😀

The Green Bay Packers?

Should I have been a cowboy?

We have heard of your intrest in livestock,but shall not get into that,there being ladies reading this thread.

Bugaboo,
You are just sweeter than a chocolate cream pie. Tell me, sugar, what are you wearing?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Should I become a cowgirl? If so, where can I find myself the perfect cowgirl outfit?

We are at present attired in our royal regalia having just recieved Baldorf Gootenfart,ambassador from Addadicktome.These duites tax us but must be attended to.We shall soon don our cargo shorts and favorite shirt for the evening. 😀

You are welcome to ride the range with us anytime my dear,and we shall have the royal tailor create whatever you might desire.

 

[Helena]

Should I turn on my heat? It's going to rain until Sunday I think. Perhaps, I might take a hot shower, and then snuggle in my pajamas, because it's not that cold. Besides, who turns the heat on in his/her home in September?
I'll bet you have the windows open down there in Texas, don't you?
Oh, and I heard a rumor that Captain Morgan has the whitest skin on the east coast; does he? Because I thought that title was mine, yes? This might cause problems. For instance, do I have to share the title?

 

[Bugman]

Should I turn on my heat? It's going to rain until Sunday I think. Perhaps, I might take a hot shower, and then snuggle in my pajamas, because it's not that cold. Besides, who turns the heat on in his/her home in September?
I'll bet you have the windows open down there in Texas, don't you?
Oh, and I heard a rumor that Captain Morgan has the whitest skin on the east coast; does he? Because I thought that title was mine, yes? This might cause problems. For instance, do I have to share the title?

We envy you for the rain you are receiving.Here it has been so dry the fish are going door to door begging a cup of water.

The thought of our dear one in a hot shower,then dressed in her jammies cannot be discussed here.

We must admit that despite our lack of much needed rain the weather has in fact been spectacular with cool nights and moderate days with scarce a trace of humidity.

We have taken little note of the complexion of Capnmad,nor do we much care.All we can say is you are the fairest one in our land,and shall ever remain so.😀

 

[kered]

Has Helena always been a flirt?

 

[wishfoot88]

are you planning on invading the moon?

 

[paracarl44]

So the fish are going door to door begging for a cup of water. What do you people have to do to appease the Rain God? It is sad that you didn't get anything from Ike. DimpleToes had some water in her basement that she could have sent to you.

 

[Bugman]

Has Helena always been a flirt?:smile love

are you planning on invading the moon?

We are sure it will be understood that we cannot reveal state secrets on such a public forum.

So the fish are going door to door begging for a cup of water. What do you people have to do to appease the Rain God? It is sad that you didn't get anything from Ike. Completos had some water in her basement that she could have sent to you.

Our best efforts have met with failure so far.We are considering the sacrifice of a virgin if one can be located.

 

[kered]

Have you ever seen Phantom 409?

 

[wishfoot88]

is it true that in 2012 you will have to pay for the internet and you will only get limited sites? i heard about it.....

 

[Helena]

Hi Bugaboo,
What's new? Should I have strawberries and cool whip for a snack? Both are in the fridge. But I also have Three Musketeers in the fridge,and Snickers, so what should I do? I think I'll probably have the strawberries, so do you want to share them with me? You don't have any food allergies do you? Oh my little Bugaboo...so lucky to share a snack with you....you can have the candy instead if you want to. Should I take a shower now, or should I wait until 9:30?