Ask bugman a question

[wishfoot88]

December 19,1860.You really must brush up on your history.😛

nah, i sucked at history, still do!

why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 yet hotdog buns come in packs of 8?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 

[Bugman]

nah, i sucked at history, still do!

why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 yet hotdog buns come in packs of 8?

This was mandated by the Magna Carta in 1215.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

You need help my dear.Buggy is here for you.It's ok.

 

[Helena]

Do you like meatballs in your spaghetti sauce?

 

[wishfoot88]

why is it that bees can fly when there is proof that it is impossible?

 

[Helena]

Why are your toenails the color of a school bus?

 

[Bugman]

Do you like meatballs in your spaghetti sauce?

You are the meatballs in my spaghetti sauce of life.

why is it that bees can fly when there is proof that it is impossible?

I suppose they have never read the books that claim they can't.😀

 

[Helena]

I'm your meatball! Yay!
Hey, wait a minute...........

 

[Bugman]

I'm your meatball! Yay!
Hey, wait a minute...........

Twas meant in the best possible way my dear.

 

[Helena]

Twas meant in the best possible way my dear.

I think I'll go find my jammies, and take a nice shower. I shall come back when I am finished.

 

[slacker2114]

Is it true that last night, you were outside Kered's house going thru his garbage to find stuff to add to your collection?

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that last night, you were outside Kered's house going thru his garbage to find stuff to add to your collection?

Yeah,i was looking for Steelers Super Bowl tickets.Ought to make for some good compost for the garden.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Hey buggy is it true that slacker has a crush on you?

 

[slacker2114]

Is it true that Neme wants me to move in with her and be her master of love?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is it true that Neme wants me to move in with her and be her master of love?

Puh-leeze! 😎 You wouldn't be able to handle ALL my bootyliciousness! 😈

 

[Bugman]

Hey buggy is it true that slacker has a crush on you?

He is so delusional anything is possible.No telling what happened when he was kidnapped by those Martians.😱

Is it true that Neme wants me to move in with her and be her master of love?

Yes,whatever you say.Now please take these pills,you will feel better.

 

[slacker2114]

Puh-leeze! 😎 You wouldn't be able to handle ALL my bootyliciousness! 😈

You might be surprised.

Hey Gribble, why does neme flirt with me all the time? Is it because the rumor of her having the hots for me is true?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Uncle Buggy, will you please tell Slacker to stop stalking me? He's scaring my dog when he hides in the snowbanks.

 

[Bugman]

You might be surprised.

Hey Gribble, why does name flirt with me all the time? Is it because the rumor of her having the hots for me is true?

Try to calm down and get over these delusions.There is a nice bowl of oatmeal waiting for you in the dining room at the home.Then you can take a warm bath and go to bed.

Uncle Buggy, will you please tell Slacker to stop stalking me? He's scaring my dog when he hides in the snowbanks.

I'm trying luv.The home needs a new security system,he seems to have gotten ahold of the code for the front door.

 

[paracarl44]

How cold is it in Texas?

 

[kered]

Why does Helena prowl around the estate at night?

 

[slacker2114]

Why does kered keep sending me Hare Krishna literature? 😕

 

[kered]

Have you ever been anal probed by sexy Alien Biker Chicks like Slacker was?

 

[Helena]

Why does Helena prowl around the estate at night?

Why does Kered stalk me while I prowl? That's the real question, isn't it Bugaboo?

 

[slacker2114]

Is it true that you trap the armadillos for kered for a "small fee"?