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[slacker2114]

If you could go back in time 20 years and talk to yourself without causing a time paradox, what would you say to yourself?

 

[kered]

Do you get dressed up to shop at WalMart?

 

[Helena]

Would you like some gum?

 

[paracarl44]

Has it rained lately in your part of Texas?

 

[kered]

Why is Carl so irritable lately?

 

[Helena]

Why is Carl so irritable lately?

Why does Dirky think everything is funny?

 

[Bugman]

so bugman how many more threads will you have my the end of the week ?

Darned if i know.

Have you ever eaten prairie chicken?

Have you ever stuck a fork in a plugged in toaster?Try it and get back to me.

If you could go back in time 20 years and talk to yourself without causing a time paradox, what would you say to yourself?

Hmm,that's a good one.I think i would ask myself why i didn't get a college degree when i had the chance,and why i quit a good job in Houston to move here.That's for starters anyway.🙂

Do you get dressed up to shop at WalMart?

 

[Bugman]

Would you like some gum?

Thanks luv,but no.I prefer mints.🙂

Has it rained lately in your part of Texas?

Yes,finally.Too late for Bluebonnett season though.🙁

Why is Carl so irritable lately?

It happens every month around this time.

Why does Dirky think everything is funny?

That only happens when he gets off his meds luv.

 

[MasterPaladin]

I brought back a few of your old ones this morning lol and made them all about you aint I thoughtful ?

 

[Bugman]

I brought back a few of your old ones this morning lol and made them all about you aint I thoughtful ?

You suck.Go bother Slacker and leave me alone!

 

[MasterPaladin]

sniff sniff but I like you.
Don't you like me ?

 

[Bugman]

sniff sniff but I like you.
Don't you like me ?

I promise to like you if you go away.

 

[Helena]

I promise to like you if you go away.

Do you ever think devilish thoughts about blue bonnets? Is that some kind of hat?

 

[kered]

Is everything better with Bluebonnet on it?

 

[Helena]

Is everything better with Bluebonnet on it?

Wait, is Bluebonnet a butter? That Dirky. Made me think.

 

[Bugman]

Do you ever think devilish thoughts about blue bonnets? Is that some kind of hat?

Is everything better with Bluebonnet on it?

Wait, is Bluebonnet a butter? That Dirky. Made me think.

The Bluebonnet is the state flower of Texas.Seeing an entire field of them is a joy to the soul.Sadly,this was not a good year due to the lack of rain.

http://plantanswers.tamu.edu/flowers/bluebonnet/bluebonnetstory.html

 

[MasterPaladin]

I'll send you mine thats all it's been doing is rain

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

 

[Bugman]

I'll send you mine thats all it's been doing is rain

Way too late for that.We need mild winters and early spring rains.We had temps in the 80's and even 90's in Feburary.

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

I tickle you until you beg for mercy.😀

 

[kered]

Why are early morning news people so cheery? Do they have any idea that THEY ARE ANNOYING?

 

[MasterPaladin]

how long is your hit list ? LOL

 

[slacker2114]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Bugman]

Why are early morning news people so cheery? Do they have any idea that THEY ARE ANNOYING?

how long is your hit list ? LOL

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Speaking of annoying people..

 

[MasterPaladin]

I thought my question and kered's were both valid questions

 

[Bugman]

I thought my question and kered's were both valid questions

Opinions are like assholes.Everybody has one and most of them stink.