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[Helena]

A conundrum of the first order as both bars mentioned are quite tasty.We must admit we are puzzled regarding ice cream in a jar unless same said jar is to be kept in the freezer.

Perhaps, I could put my naughty jar in the refrigerator, my ice cream in the freezer, and retrieve both as needed. I only have enough room in my naughty jar for one kind of candy! This is a tough decision: snickers or three musketeers?

 

[Bugman]

Perhaps, I could put my naughty jar in the refrigerator, my ice cream in the freezer, and retrieve both as needed. I only have enough room in my naughty jar for one kind of candy! This is a tough decision: snickers or three musketeers?
:just lips::just lips:

When push comes to shove we must admit that the Snickers bar is favored here,although the creamy texture of a Three Musketeers bar is not to be lightly dismissed.

This issue methinks will take some time to resolve to everyone's satisfaction,and may indeed require a special loading of the pipe as well as the sacrifice of a chicken beneath a full moon.

 

[milagros317]

The Kansas City Chiefs.

Do you realize that you have just lost your credibility as a baseball fan? 😛

 

[Bugman]

Do you realize that you have just lost your credibility as a baseball fan? 😛

A small loss indeed in our case but we shall have another go at it.


The Denver Nuggets?

 

[wishfoot88]

is it true that when you whistle, all the bugs in a 2 mile radius immediately swarm towards you and obey your every command?

 

[kered]

Ginger or Mary-Ann?😕

 

[Saeria]

I keep getting farted on in the mornings... help!

 

[milagros317]

Who will be inaugurated President on January 20, 2009?

 

[Bugman]

is it true that when you whistle, all the bugs in a 2 mile radius immediately swarm towards you and obey your every command?

This is indeed true and it is best to stay on our good side,lest ye find your dwelling place infested with various and sundry insects.

Ginger or Mary-Ann?😕

Mary-Ann. We love the girl next door types.😀

I keep getting farted on in the mornings... help!

We suggest the offending party be banished to the couch.If this is not possible one might find this product to be of use.


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Who will be inaugurated President on January 20, 2009?

The Miami Heat?

 

[wishfoot88]

is it true that if someone tickles you, you don't feel it but they do?

 

[Gothika]

do womans farts smell like roses

 

[Bugman]

is it true that if someone tickles you, you don't feel it but they do?

One would hope not.

do woman's farts smell like roses

Not that we have noticed,but one makes allowances for the fairer sex.😉

 

[wishfoot88]

i have seen that you know the truth of all matters.

now i must ask you my most urgent question.

will i ever be mummy wrapped and have my feet tickled??

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

When is the next solar eclipse?

 

[milagros317]

Why did you start this assinine thread, Bugman? 😀

 

[kered]

If a weasel mated with a platypus, what would it be called?😕

 

[slacker2114]

If you could do it all over again, would you still have created this thread?

 

[naughtylucy]

Should I go to my stitch 'n' bitch tonight or stay home and drink alone?

 

[Bugman]

i have seen that you know the truth of all matters.

now i must ask you my most urgent question.

will i ever be mummy wrapped and have my feet tickled??

It is quite possible this may occur,possibly within the twelvemonth.

When is the next solar eclipse?

When we can find the time to arrange it.😛

Why did you start this assinine thread, Bugman? 😀

Having noted the long absence of Chrishaven from these boards,the need for a pointless and inane thread seemed to cry out to us.😛

If a weasel mated with a platypus, what would it be called?😕

The George Washington Bridge.

Should I go to my stitch 'n' bitch tonight or stay home and drink alone?

We are not sure what a stich 'n' bitch might be,and will be happy to remain blissfuly ignorent on the matter.Having raised staying home and drinking alone to an art form,all we can advise is it works for us.🙂

 

[Bugman]

If you could do it all over again, would you still have created this thread?

One would hope not.

 

[kered]

Should I go to my stitch 'n' bitch tonight or stay home and drink alone?

If I went to the Stitch 'n' bitch with Lucy, would I get a needle in the eye, drunk, or both?

 

[DimpleToes]

I have had a hell of a bad week.... should I just forget it and have a few drinks tonight and get shit faced which is totally out of character for me?

 

[Bugman]

If I went to the Stitch 'n' bitch with Lucy, would I get a needle in the eye, drunk, or both?

We have answered this question numerous times,but being a magnanimous sort we shall address it once again.

Jakarta is the capital and largest city in Indonesia.It occupies 255.41 square miles and is home to 8,389,433 souls.

Jakarta is the eleventh largest city in the world,the metropolitan area being home to some 23 million.

It can only be hoped that this will settle the issue once and for all,and we will entertain no further questions on this contentious matter.

I have had a hell of a bad week.... should I just forget it and have a few drinks tonight and get shit faced which is totally out of character for me?

We are sorry to hear of your woes,and wish you better in the days to follow.While a drink or two might be in order,we have found this solution to be of better service.

 

[kered]

Do you prefer kosher dill pickles on your sammich or on the side?

 

[Helena]

Do you prefer kosher dill pickles on your sammich or on the side?

Mmmmmmmmm. Tuna sammich with chippies. I have been having the strangest cravings for various foods lately. I've also been eating more than usual, and I've been craving a good tickling. Should I make a pie? If yes, what kind; if no, why not? And finally, since I'm feeling all goofy, should I post a wanted poster of Kered in the personals section. You know, like you currently have at the post office. FYI: when taking a mug shot, put your teeth in.