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kered said:
Do you prefer kosher dill pickles on your sammich or on the side?
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We must wonder why such a question need even be asked.:facepalm:

All right thinking people understand that kosher dills are properly served on the side.We weep for your lack of proper upbringing on such matters,and hold out hope that you can yet be salvaged,but this might require an entire new thread and extensive counseling.
 
Is there a proper way to let a fart while wearing a tuxedo?
 
Helena said:
Mmmmmmmmm. Tuna sammich with chippies. I have been having the strangest cravings for various foods lately. I've also been eating more than usual, and I've been craving a good tickling. Should I make a pie? If yes, what kind; if no, why not? And finally, since I'm feeling all goofy, should I post a wanted poster of Buried in the personals section. You know, like you currently have at the post office. FYI: when taking a mug shot, put your teeth in.
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We can only assume part of this rambling post is directed towards us,and answer thus.


As regards the matter of a good tickling,we would be delighted and honored to administer such if a meeting could be arranged. :woot: :woot:

The stars favor apple,peach or cherry pie,boysenberry must be avoided at all costs or we shall not be responsible for the consequences.:shock:

Posting anything in the personals forum,sans teeth or not is a highly personal matter,and we shall have nothing further to say on this subject.


kered said:
Is there a proper way to let a fart while wearing a tuxedo?
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Although we have some experience in such matters,this is neither the time nor place to discuss same,there being ladies reading this thread.
 
will they ever invent tickling slippers?

because i am obsessed with the idea of them................................
 
wishfoot88 said:
will they ever invent tickling slippers?

because i am obsessed with the idea of them................................
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We can only suggest you get out a drawing board and obtain a patent lawyer,and wish you sucess in your quest.
 
What are the chances of having a huge earthquake and everything east of the San Andreas Fault sliding into the Atlantic Ocean?
 
Would a burp lasting over 47 seconds disrupt the time/space continueum and cast the Earth into another dimension?
 
bugman said:
We are sorry to hear of your woes,and wish you better in the days to follow.While a drink or two might be in order,we have found this solution to be of better service.:twohugs:
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awww , I will take a hug from my buggy anytime... hugsssssssss
 
slacker2114 said:
What are the chances of having a huge earthquake and everything east of the San Andreas Fault sliding into the Atlantic Ocean?
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Since we reside east of said fault line we would hope the chances would be small indeed.Such an event would severely disrupt our travel plans for next year.




kered said:
Would a burp lasting over 47 seconds disrupt the time/space continuum and cast the Earth into another dimension?
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Research into this question is ongoing.We expect to publish a paper in Scientific American within 12 to 18 months.



milagros317 said:
Is it ****ing hot in Texas now? 😀
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Indeed it is.However,when those to the north are up to their ass in snow this winter,we shall be enjoying our average high of 63 degrees fahrenheit for December and January.😛



milagros317 said:
How do porcupines fornicate? 😀
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Very carefuly one would imagine.:shock:


paracarl44 said:
How is Gustav treating you?
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A non-event for our part of Texas,it seems we shall recieve nary a drop of rain from this blasted storm.🙁
 
bugman said:
Indeed it is.However,when those to the north are up to their ass in snow this winter,we shall be enjoying our average high of 63 degrees fahrenheit for December and January.😛
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That's when I will envy your weather, in December and the rest of the winter.

Why do birds sing?
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
Why are baseball and softball being eliminated as Olympic sports?
 
kered said:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Assuming a chucking rate of 20 board feet per hour based on a nine hour day,with two 15 minute breaks and a half hour lunch yields a result of 160 board feet of wood chucked,or 48.76800 meters.



milagros317 said:
Why are baseball and softball being eliminated as Olympic sports?
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Does anybody really know what time it is?Does anyone really care? 🙂
 
kered said:
If I went to the Stitch 'n' bitch with Lucy, would I get a needle in the eye, drunk, or both?
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If Kered attended my stitch 'n' bitch and somehow ended up with a knitting needle lodged in his eye socket following a drunken scuffle with a recently married pair of financial advisors named Alice and Alison, would it be appropriate to finish our drinks and homemade organic potato wedges before taking him to the hospital?
 
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