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[milagros317]

We know not what caused her to post said pictures,but we must say

Yes, that was my reaction as well.

When will Chrisheaven post here again?

 

[Bugman]

If Kered attended my stitch 'n' bitch and somehow ended up with a knitting needle lodged in his eye socket following a drunken scuffle with a recently married pair of financial advisors named Alice and Alison, would it be appropriate to finish our drinks and homemade organic potato wedges before taking him to the hospital?

Having personal experience in such matters,we would first advise that Kereds alcohol intake be closely monitored in any situation,which will keep such ugly incidents to a minimum.

That much having been said,should such an incident occur we suggest he be taken to the curb after the appropriate authorities have been summoned and left to fend for himself while the festivities continue.

 

[DimpleToes]

why was I bitten by a spider in upper inner thigh while camping... damn thing was in my PJ bottoms... you are suppose to be there ruller.. why did you allow that to happen to me.. hmmmmmmmmmmm buggy..

 

[milagros317]

Will Chriheaven post in this thread when he returns? 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

Yes, that was my reaction as well.

When will Chrishaven post here again?

One might as well ask,when will the sands of time run out?We know not,but have not given up hope that he may yet return.

why was I bitten by a spider in upper inner thigh while camping... damn thing was in my PJ bottoms... you are suppose to be there ruller.. why did you allow that to happen to me.. hmmmmmmmmmmm buggy..

We are distressed to learn of this.Rest assured that the offending party will face justice,and feel our wrath when he comes before us.

Will Chrishaven post in this thread when he returns? 😀 😛

Of that,there seems little doubt.😉

 

[milagros317]

What is the sound of one hand clapping? 😀

 

[xionking]

Where do babies come from?

 

[milagros317]

Who drank my last can of club soda?

 

[naughtylucy]

Who is my baby's real daddy?

😉

 

[DimpleToes]

We are distressed to learn of this.Rest assured that the offending party will face justice,and feel our wrath when he comes before us.



I already took care of it.. IT IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.. bite me .. esp there.. it died a horrible death.

 

[Bugman]

What is the sound of one hand clapping? 😀

The sound of silence we would think.

Where do babies come from?

The hospital.We were born in such a place,wanting to be near our mother at the time.😛

Who drank my last can of club soda?

Chris heaven seems a likely suspect to us,he being a well known lay about and moocher.🙂

 

[DimpleToes]

who ate my carrots...

 

[Bugman]

Who is my baby's real daddy?

😉

We can only suggest a dna test.Residing on this side of the pond,and trusting in your good judgement in regards to men,we feel safe in saying that we can lay no claim to such offspring.🙂

 

[Helena]

Well, howdy Buglet,
Who took my virginity? Who took my sanity? Is it more economical to mail order my meds from Mexico? And also, why did my text books cost $420 for this semester of school?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

At the rate she's posting, how long will it take for CrystalLight to catch up to milagros? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

 

[wishfoot88]

whats your favorite tickling art image EVER???????!!!!!!

 

[Artoo]

Why did I choose to type this post?

 

[kered]

Having personal experience in such matters,we would first advise that Kereds alcohol intake be closely monitored in any situation,which will keep such ugly incidents to a minimum.

That much having been said,should such an incident occur we suggest he be taken to the curb after the appropriate authorities have been summoned and left to fend for himself while the festivities continue.

It was a bit fuzzy but I remember a certain Arachnid Exterminator sitting on the curb next to me last May muttering about a hostile takeover of Norway.

Who is my baby's real daddy?

😉

Whoopsy..........I don't remember being in Scotland........😕


When will the aliens land?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

[naughtylucy]

Can love build a bridge between your heart and mind?

 

[naughtylucy]

Whoopsy..........I don't remember being in Scotland........😕


When will the aliens land?

You told me you'd never forget that beautiful night behind the bin shed! You said my eyes were like the stars in your head after you were glassed outside the pub!

Damn it, I even named our love child after you! That's right, her name is Kered.

 

[milagros317]

If a 30-foot python kept on eating its own tail, how long would it survive? 😀

 

[Bugman]

who ate my carrots...

Bugs Bunny?

Well, howdy Buglet,
Who took my virginity? Who took my sanity? Is it more economical to mail order my meds from Mexico? And also, why did my text books cost $420 for this semester of school?

Let us address these in order.


1.Not being present at the time,and the list of candidates being so long,we would rather not speculate further.😛



2.See above.^ 😀


3.Depending on the nature of the *medication* desired,one might obtain a better price and quicker delivery from that guy standing on the street corner.😉


4.We must plead ignorance on the matter of text book prices,having been out of school for many years.

At the rate she's posting, how long will it take for Crystal Light to catch up to milagros? 😀

Assuming she can bear the cost of replacing worn out key boards at the rate of one per month,we would speculate some time in 2010.

 

[kered]

You told me you'd never forget that beautiful night behind the bin shed! You said my eyes were like the stars in your head after you were glassed outside the pub!

Damn it, I even named our love child after you! That's right, her name is Kered.

Was that you? I thought it was a girl named Sioned......or was it Sioban.....



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