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[milagros317]

Why is grass green? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Was that you? I thought it was a girl named Sioned......or was it Sioban.....

Yeah she was there too.

 

[Bugman]

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

Our hearing aids being in the shop for a tune up and oil change,we must defer on this question until a later date.😉

whats your favorite tickling art image EVER???????!!!!!!

We have a great deal of respect and envy for those talented artist who share their work with us here,being unable to draw anything other then stick figures ourselves.We must also admit that we seldom visit the art forum,and are thus unable to express an opinion on the matter.

Why did I choose to type this post?

We are reminded of a song by the rock band Styx,Too Much Time On My Hands.😛

It was a bit fuzzy but I remember a certain Arachnid Exterminator sitting on the curb next to me last May muttering about a hostile takeover of Norway.


Whoopsy..........I don't remember being in Scotland........😕


When will the aliens land?

Can we say with certainty they are not already among us?We must admit to having doubts about a few members of this esteemed forum.😉

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Beer in cans.😀

If a 30-foot python kept on eating its own tail, how long would it survive? 😀

Until the cows come home.😛

 

[milagros317]

How many spiders would it take to weave a one-ton web? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Was that you? I thought it was a girl named Sioned......or was it Sioban.....



What are the best tires to buy for a 17'' wheel for a pickup truck?

While a bit of work on the truck might be required,we understand bargins are to be had on the tires pictured.

 

[milagros317]

Why are dumb shows like "American Idol" so popular? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Can love build a bridge between your heart and mind?

Having lost our own mind years ago,we do not feel qualified to offer a valid opinion on such tender matters.We have also been accused of having no heart by certain people,a matter that we vigorously dispute.😉

Why is grass green? 😀

We can only speculate that orange was already spoken for.

How many spiders would it take to weave a one-ton web? 😀

We shall set our minions to this task,and report back at a later date.🙂

 

[milagros317]

Which is more disgusting, putrid meat or the maggots who eat it?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[milagros317]

What will we do when the sun runs out of hydrogen? 😱

 

[Bugman]

Why are dumb shows like "American Idol" so popular? 😀

We are reminded of a quote by P.T. Barnum,or perhaps H.L.Mencken,to wit-One will never go broke underestimating the stupidity of the American people.😉

Which is more disgusting, putrid meat or the maggots who eat it?

We were about to set the table for dinner,and must thank you for ruining our appetite as we could stand to shed a few pounds.

 

[kered]

It hurts my arm when I do this.....

 

[milagros317]

We were about to set the table for dinner,and must thank you for ruining our appetite as we could stand to shed a few pounds.

You are very welcome. Let me know any time that you need to be nauseated again. 😀

 

[DimpleToes]

why when you make a repeat of my post it comes out compltoes?
and what made my tummy so upset... even my port site hurts.my abdomin is so distended. owwey.. someone burp me or I will explode!

 

[milagros317]

How many warts does the average warthog have? 😀 😛

 

[naughtylucy]

Are you the real slim shady?

 

[kered]

Why is Lucy so naughty?😕

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can a fat man skinny dip?

 

[Bugman]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

This is a question that has been pondered by far greater minds then ours,and we find ourselves at a loss for an answer.

What will we do when the sun runs out of hydrogen? 😱

George Washington Carver.

It hurts my arm when I do this.....

We would suggest you refrain from doing that,whatever it might be.The implications of inquiring further into this matter is a road we would rather not travel down.

How many warts does the average warthog have? 😀 😛

Enough we can only assume.

Are you the real slim shady?

That my dear is for us to know and you to find out.😛 Our pm box is open should you chose to persue the matter in private.😉

Why is Lucy so naughty?😕

Abraham Lincoln.

Can a fat man skinny dip?

We assure you we can,but being mindful of women and children who might be near,and not wising to scar them for life we have found it good to refrain from such activity.😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

[Bugman]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Chartreuse is such an obvious answer,we wonder why this question must be asked at all.😕

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If Kered says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? 😛

 

[General Zod]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten,but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?😕

 

[milagros317]

Is cabbage poisonous? 😀

 

[Bugman]

If Kered says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? 😛

Any questions regarding Kered and women are beyond even our scope of knowledge.We would suggest a pm to Classy for insight into such matters.😉