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[milagros317]

What do cats think about? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten,but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?😕

This is a result of the Treaty of Versallies,28 June 1919.The human suffering and wars that have followed must be laid squarely at the feet of those who signed this ill concieved document.

Is cabbage poisonous? 😀

We know not,nor do we much care,being no fan of that noxious weed.

What do cats think about? 😀

One thing,and one thing only to the best of our knowledge.

 

[milagros317]

Very nice cat photo. 😀

What do turtles think about?

 

[Bugman]

Very nice cat photo. 😀

What do turtles think about?

Penguins,we know not why.

 

[naughtylucy]

Is Kered bringing sexy back?

 

[DimpleToes]

Saydee my puppy, wants to know what makes the rain fall & what is a rainbow...

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

 

[slacker2114]

Where will I be 10 years from now, oh wise bug-dude?

 

[milagros317]

What is deep in the heart of Texas? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Is Kered bringing sexy back?

Saydee my puppy, wants to know what makes the rain fall & what is a rainbow...

The Louisiana Purchase.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Go away grasshopper,we have important issues to deal with.😛

What is deep in the heart of Texas? 😀

This is a closely guarded state secret.The answer is kept in a hermetically sealed jar on Funk & Wagnalls front porch.

 

[Helena]

What sounds do hippos make when they mate? I recently started living with a hippo named Gretchen, and I know she has a boyfriend. The walls here are thin...

 

[badreligion]

what is the sound of one hand clapping ?

 

[Bugman]

Where will I be 10 years from now, oh wise bug-dude?

We seem to have missed your question slacker my friend,and for that we are truly sorry.

It is our hope that 10 years hence you will be healthy,wealthy and wise and still amongst us here on the TMF.😀

 

[Bugman]

What sounds do hippos make when they mate? I recently started living with a hippo named Gretchen, and I know she has a boyfriend. The walls here are thin...

We would suggest you vacate your current residence post haste dear Helena.The issue of noise aside,hippos are well known slackers and layabouts,not to mention the possible structural damage that might result from their other *activities*.

what is the sound of one hand clapping ?

The War Of 1812.

 

[milagros317]

Who will win the Cy Young Award in the National League this year? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

are we going to die on wednesday when the black hole machine in switzerland get fired up?

 

[milagros317]

Who will win the Cy Young Award in the American League this year? 😀

 

[kered]

With NaughtyLucy being Scottish, does she turn mean when drinking?

 

[Bugman]

Who will win the Cy Young Award in the National League this year? 😀

James Earl Jones.

are we going to die on wednesday when the black hole machine in switzerland get fired up?

It is possible the only survivors will be cockroaches,the major credit card companies,debt collectors,lawyers and various other vermin and blood suckers.😉

Who will win the Cy Young Award in the American League this year? 😀

September 19,1952.

With NaughtyLucy being Scottish, does she turn mean when drinking?

We can not imagine this lovely lass ever turning mean.Then again,we assume she has yet to make your acquaintance.😛

 

[kered]

Is Helena really blonde?😕

 

[Bugman]

Is Helena really blonde?😕

We have heard rumors that her collar and cuffs do indeed match.Further speculation on this matter seems pointless to us,not to mention the fact that we will no doubt be in deep doo doo when she reads this post.

 

[Helena]

Is Helena really blonde?

I invite you to investigate this matter up close and personal, my dear.

We have heard rumors that her collar and cuffs do indeed match.Further speculation on this matter seems pointless to us,not to mention the fact that we will no doubt be in deep doo doo when she reads this post.

My cuffs and collar? I thought it was the drapes and carpet.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[kered]

I invite you to investigate this matter up close and personal, my dear.

This offer has the possibility of me breaking my vows of celebacy!

 

[milagros317]

Is Chrisheaven sane? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

true or false?

(yes, i'm in a funny mood)