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[milagros317]

Who has the best TMF Radio show? 😀

 

[kered]

How old is too old to cut the mustard?

 

[milagros317]

Will the Dodgers stay in first place in the NL West? 😀

 

[Bugman]

If you are all knowing.. what is my shoe size?

We make no such claim,but shall venture a guess.Size 22? 😛

Why do guys like George Carlin and Frank Zappa have to die while guys like Dubya and Dick Cheney hang around forever?

Damned if we know.

Where is my birth mark at?

Tampa,Florida.

Who has the TMF Radio show? 😀

There being a number of shows,we do not understand the question.😕

 

[kered]

If I am Classy's bitch and you follow my orders after she orders things for me to do.....what does that make you?😛

 

[Bugman]

Who has the best TMF Radio show? 😀

These shows being broadcast so late at night,we have not heard enough of them to offer an opinion.We do wonder what these slackers do for a living that allows them to be up so late,and should like to apply for such a position.😛

How old is too old to cut the mustard?

How old are you anyway? 😛

Will the Dodgers stay in first place in the NL West? 😀

We have little influence over such matters,but shall do our best.

If I am Classy's bitch and you follow my orders after she orders things for me to do.....what does that make you?😛

We have a task for you.Drive at once to Pikes Peak.At the base find a large juicy turd and push it to the summit with your nose.This should keep you occupied for some time,and out of what little hair we have left.😛

 

[wishfoot88]

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[naughtylucy]

If Kered were to attempt to match me drink-for-drink in the pub on a rainy afternoon, at what hour would he fall off his stool, stumble across the room, lewdly proposition the bar staff, crawl under the pool table, curl up in the foetal position with his thumb in his mouth and cry himself to sleep?

 

[Bugman]

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Assuming a chucking rate of 20 board feet per hour based on a nine hour day,with two 15 minute breaks and a half hour lunch yields a result of 160 board feet of wood chucked,or 48.76800 meters.

If Kered were to attempt to match me drink-for-drink in the pub on a rainy afternoon, at what hour would he fall off his stool, stumble across the room, lewdly proposition the bar staff, crawl under the pool table, curl up in the foetal position with his thumb in his mouth and cry himself to sleep?

This being his normal behaviour,no drinks would be necessary.😉

 

[kered]

If Kered were to attempt to match me drink-for-drink in the pub on a rainy afternoon, at what hour would he fall off his stool, stumble across the room, lewdly proposition the bar staff, crawl under the pool table, curl up in the foetal position with his thumb in his mouth and cry himself to sleep?

This being his normal behaviour,no drinks would be necessary.😉

Actually, this is quite true except for crawling under the pool table and such. I have been told by a friend from Edinburg that the lovely young colleens there would likely surround said Kered and keep pumping him questions just to hear his American southern accent.😎


How would NaughtyLucy be received in a small Central Indiana watering hole around Happy Hour?

 

[milagros317]

Why are your responses often funny? 😀

 

[kered]

If there were only one shot of Lavagulin left in a pub, would Milagros and NaughtyLucy...
A: Arm wrestle for the last shot
B: Leg wrestle for the last shot
C: Knife fight for the last shot
D: All of the above

 

[milagros317]

If there were only one shot of Lavagulin left in a pub, would Milagros and NaughtyLucy...
A: Arm wrestle for the last shot
B: Leg wrestle for the last shot
C: Knife fight for the last shot
D: All of the above

If I may intervene, she would kick her shoes off and think grab it while I was looking at her bare feet. 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

2 trains are moving towards each other. one from chicargo and one from washington. one is travelling at 123mph and the other is travelling at 250kph.
at which which one has travelled further when they both crash and 2000 passengers die?????😀

 

[Bugman]

Actually, this is quite true except for crawling under the pool table and such. I have been told by a friend from Edinburg that the lovely young colleens there would likely surround said Kered and keep pumping him questions just to hear his American southern accent.😎


It seems to us that said friend is not familiar with a true sourhern accent.Should she wish to phone us,we will be pleased to let her hear the real thing.😉


How would NaughtyLucy be received in a small Central Indiana watering hole around Happy Hour?

Very well we should think.😀

Why are your responses often funny? 😀

Gary,Indiana.

 

[milagros317]

How did Gary (Indiana) get its name? 😀

 

[Bugman]

If I may intervene, she would kick her shoes off and think grab it while I was looking at her bare feet. 😀

We cannot improve on this answer,and leave it at that.

2 trains are moving towards each other. one from chicargo and one from washington. one is travelling at 123mph and the other is travelling at 250kph.
at which which one has travelled further when they both crash and 2000 passengers die?????😀

2 pm EST.Check your local listings for broadcast times in your area.

How did Gary (Indiana) get its name? 😀

Gary Indiana is of course named after Thomas Edison.We assumed this was common knowledge.

 

[naughtylucy]

Actually, this is quite true except for crawling under the pool table and such. I have been told by a friend from Edinburg that the lovely young colleens there would likely surround said Kered and keep pumping him questions just to hear his American southern accent.😎


How would NaughtyLucy be received in a small Central Indiana watering hole around Happy Hour?

I can confirm that there is no one in Scotland named Colleen. But there are many women called Senga, Jackie and Mags, and they would all pronounce your accent 'sexy as fuck', and take turns shagging you behind the midden.

The last time I found myself in a Central Indiana watering hole, I received free whiskey and a small trophy following an impromptu striptease on a bar stool. Kered won't remember this, because he was underneath the pool table at the time.

 

[milagros317]

Why haven't the Moderators deleted this thread? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

If I may intervene, she would kick her shoes off and think grab it while I was looking at her bare feet. 😀

Oh dear, my secret weapon has been prematurely unveiled. 🙂

I suppose you could intervene by taking advantage of the access I'd foolishly provided to said feet, but then neither of us would get the last drink, as it would be splattered on the wall.

 

[milagros317]

To Lucy: Is Lagavulin also your favorite drink?

To Bugman: Why do cats always want to go out right after you've locked the door?

 

[kered]

I can confirm that there is no one in Scotland named Colleen. But there are many women called Senga, Jackie and Mags, and they would all pronounce your accent 'sexy as fuck', and take turns shagging you behind the midden.

The last time I found myself in a Central Indiana watering hole, I received free whiskey and a small trophy following an impromptu striptease on a bar stool. Kered won't remember this, because he was underneath the pool table at the time.

It was you! I KNEW IT!!

Would it be possible for me to have the privelege of buying NaughtyLucy a cocktail next time she visits a certain local watering hole in central Indiana?

 

[milagros317]

Do vampires have daymares? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

To Lucy: Is Lagavulin also your favorite drink?

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I'm more of a Laphroig girl. I'll drink anything peaty. Oh who the hell am I kidding, I'll drink anything wet. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

I'm more of a Laphroig girl. I'll drink anything peaty. 🙂

Me, too. Lagavulin, Laphroig, Bowmore, Caol Ila, and Bruichladdich are all good. 😀

For Bugman: Why do parrots talk?