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[DimpleToes]

who came up with the theory of H20.. the actual combination... who broke it down to find the hydrogen and oxygen?

 

[DimpleToes]

Why do dogs want to pick out the cat poo out of the litter box.. SIGHHHHHHH

 

[milagros317]

Why is there no land at the North Pole? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why is there a north pole and a south pole, but no east pole and no west pole? 😀

The barber pole originated in medieval times,when barbers also served as dentists.We can only imagine what might have occurred when customers said just a neat trim all around.

Does NaughtyLucy knit God Bless Shemp sweaters when she goes to Stitch'n'Bitch meetings?

It is our belief and fervent hope that this lovely lass worships no such false gods.

Who are the two ugly guys in Kered's signature? 😀

Rush Limbaugh and James Carville to the best of our knowledge.We leave it up to you to decide which is which.

who came up with the theory of H20.. the actual combination... who broke it down to find the hydrogen and oxygen?

October 20,1773.

Why do dogs want to pick out the cat poo out of the litter box.. SIGHHHHHHH

Ophra Winfrey.

Why is there no land at the North Pole? 😀

The Mason-Dixon line,1773-1776 removed all such land to Miami Beach where it resides in a high rise condo.

 

[naughtylucy]

Does Milagros know that bicycle messenger in Manhattan who rides around with a hairless cat on his head?

Or IS Milagros that bicycle messenger in Manhattan who rides around with a hairless cat on his head?

 

[naughtylucy]

Is it true that Kered taught Sting the basic principles of tantric sex, and was later dismissed for attempting to seduce Trudie with a mango, a tub of wallpaper paste and a garden fork?

 

[Bugman]

Does Milagros have a supercomputer programmed with the sole function of generating a database of silly questions?

Will Mont Blanc be a suitable shield against the apocalyptic fallout which will surely occur in the event of the Milagros supercomputer crashing?

To the first we can only assume the answer is yes.


Regarding the second.


We hold out little hope that any redoubt will save the world should such a calamity occur.

Does Milagros know that bicycle messenger in Manhattan who rides around with a hairless cat on his head?

Or IS Milagros that bicycle messenger in Manhattan who rides around with a hairless cat on his head?

The implications of either question are to frightening for us to complicate.

 

[kered]

Is it true that Kered taught Sting the basic principles of tantric sex, and was later dismissed for attempting to seduce Trudie with a mango, a tub of wallpaper paste and a garden fork?

It was a mason's trowel, actually.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is it true that Kered is actually the man in the moon? 😛

 

[wishfoot88]

why do you refer to yourself as "we"?
are you more than one person?

 

[DimpleToes]

I am in need of a massage.. do you know anyone who can assist me with this?

 

[wishfoot88]

I am in need of a massage.. do you know anyone who can assist me with this?

i'm sure that there are loads of people who would do anything for you.
you seem very nice........

 

[Bugman]

It was a mason's trowel, actually.

We leave it at that,and move on.

Is it true that Kered is actually the man in the moon? 😛

While our friend Kered is indeed quite loony,we do not believe him to be the personage in question.

why do you refer to yourself as "we"?
are you more than one person?

Being the king of bugdom,it pleases us to refer to ourselves in the royal third person manner.😛

I am in need of a massage.. do you know anyone who can assist me with this?

We should be pleased to help my dear,if we were but nearby.😀

 

[kered]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy is really a deisel mechanic named Shamus who also works part time as a Candy-Striper nurse?

 

[wishfoot88]

is it true that what kered is saying is true?

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that NaughtyLucy is really a deisel mechanic named Shamus who also works part time as a Candy-Striper nurse?

We cannot answer to the former,but have obtained a photograph of the lass in question which would be seem indicate she does indeed work at least part time in health care.

 

[naughtylucy]

We cannot answer to the former,but have obtained a photograph of the lass in question which would be seem indicate she does indeed work at least part time in health care.

Oh that does it, I'm firing my goddamn publicist.

 

[naughtylucy]

It was a mason's trowel, actually.

And when, exactly, did Milagros give you permission to use his patented seduction technique?

 

[kered]

And when, exactly, did Milagros give you permission to use his patented seduction technique?

He signed a release for me while we were both drunk at the last NEST.

 

[Bugman]

Oh that does it, I'm firing my goddamn publicist.

Know that we wub you dear Lucy.😉We must confess that we have had a life long love affair with Scotland and the lovely ladies that reside there.We have a wee bit of Scottish blood in our lineage and have determined to make the trip across the pond within the next few years.😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Is it true that Kered has been known to ply innocent people with alcohol in order to take such liberties as signing away intellectual property and posing for amateur photographs while pleasuring coyotes?

 

[kered]

Is it true that Kered has been known to ply innocent people with alcohol in order to take such liberties as signing away intellectual property and posing for amateur photographs while pleasuring coyotes?

Bugman was sloshed with us when the signing happened. And why drag the coyotes into this?

Is it true that NaughtyLucy was an extra in every bar scene in every Hammer Movie before the studio closed?

 

[naughtylucy]

Know that we wub you dear Lucy.😉We must confess that we have had a life long love affair with Scotland and the lovely ladies that reside there.We have a wee bit of Scottish blood in our lineage and have determined to make the trip across the pond within the next few years.😀

What sort of people were the auld Bugmen, and where did they reside? Easterhouse? Shettleston? Greenock? Airdrie? Cumbernauld?

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that Kered has been known to ply innocent people with alcohol in order to take such liberties as signing away intellectual property and posing for amateur photographs while pleasuring coyotes?

We are in possession of irrefutable evidence proving such,but for reasons that must be obvious cannot share such on a public forum.We invite you to pm us should you wish to review the material in question.😉

 

[naughtylucy]

Is it true that Kered was married to Britney Spears and J-Lo for 2 hours and 3.7 hours respectively, and was paid a total of £28,596,043,373,300 to keep hush about both ill-fated unions?