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[Bugman]

Bugaboo,
Did you know butterflies taste things with their feet?

Yes luv,i know.🙂

^Nice one, Miss Helena...very "tasty" (rimshot)

Mr. Bugman...do ants go to discos?

Sure,in their tiny white John Travolta suits.😛

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
Did you know that Kered's tongue was bitten off by a crocodile?

 

[Bugman]

Bugaboo,
Did you know that Kered's tongue was bitten off by a crocodile?

No wonder he was so hard to understand when i talked to him yesterday.

 

[Helena]

Bugaboo,
Should I have some pie?

 

[Bugman]

Bugaboo,
Should I have some pie?

Why not?😀

 

[Helena]

Why not?😀

Would you like to share a piece of pie with me, Bugaboo?

 

[Bugman]

Would you like to share a piece of pie with me, Bugaboo?

Would i?

 

[SamuelKhan]

The next time I call you, should I use a funny Monty Python voice?

(Thanks for the conversation, Bug!)

 

[Bugman]

The next time I call you, should I use a funny Monty Python voice?

(Thanks for the conversation, Bug!)

This i've got to hear sometime.I enjoyed hearing from ya Sam.Don't be a stranger.🙂

 

[SamuelKhan]

You got it brother.

 

[kered]

Buggy, you got any Pepto or Maylox? I just had a piece of Helena's home made pie and I'm getting a bit queazy.........

 

[Helena]

Buggy, you got any Pepto or Maylox? I just had a piece of Helena's home made pie and I'm getting a bit queazy.........

😱
You helped yourself to a pie piece without knowing where it came from. 😱
You also had a piece of pie without asking any questions about it.
What you ate, my dear, was mystery pie.
Everyone knows not to do that.😱😱😱

 

[wishfoot88]

are you going to start blogging?

 

[Bugman]

are you going to start blogging?

No,i think not.People can get their fill of my mundane life from the general forum.🙂

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Have you ever seen snow down there in Texas?

 

[Bugman]

Have you ever seen snow down there in Texas?

Once in Houston in 1982 i think it was.It was barely a dusting and melted in a few hours.And one time in Austin in the early 1990s.Again it hardly covered the ground and didn't last long.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Would you like me to Fed-Ex you some of the newly fallen 12 inches we got?

 

[Bugman]

Would you like me to Fed-Ex you some of the newly fallen 12 inches we got?

Thats ok,i remember what it looks like.😛 In December 2007 i was living in Leavenworth Ks.Got up one morning and there was a foot of snow on the ground.That's when i said to myself self,it's time to move back to Texas.😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What's the best part about living in Texas?

 

[Bugman]

What's the best part about living in Texas?

First of all,it's Texas.😛 On a serious note,there are so many things.It's such a diverse state geographically.I also love the history and cultural diversity to be found here.🙂

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

If you had to move elsewhere, where'd you go?

 

[Bugman]

If i had to?Hmm,probably New Mexico or Arizona.Virginia would be a close second.🙂

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Have you actually tried to slam a revolving door?

 

[natural tickler]

I am getting the can't wait for NEST itch...anything to help it??

 

[Bugman]

No,but i once shot an elephant in my pajamas.How he got in my pajamas in the first place i'll never know.