ASK KNOT...

[Knot Amewzed]

Tell me...seriously...how fucking STOKED are you for Bella's? Like...really...I want a detailed description of your stoked-dom.

Top 10 list of things that I would do/sacrifice for Bella's Birthday Bash!!!

10. I would give up eating Jersey shore pizza for a year.

9. Wear a fish suit and advertise in front of a Petco for 8 hours.

8. Lay down on the shoulder of a highway naked while covered in maple syrup.

7. Donate a testicle to science.

6. Shave my head with a serrated kitchen knife.

5. Ride a mountain bike 25 miles sitting solely on the seat post.

4. Do deep knee bends in a cucumber patch.

3. Lick the back of an unshaved Italian man.

2. Gargle with gym sock sweat.

1. Apologize to Meangry.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Top 10 list of things that I would do/sacrifice for Bella's Birthday Bash!!!

10. I would give up eating Jersey shore pizza for a year.

9. Wear a fish suit and advertise in front of a Petco for 8 hours.

8. Lay down on the shoulder of a highway naked while covered in maple syrup.

7. Donate a testicle to science.

6. Shave my head with a serrated kitchen knife.

5. Ride a mountain bike 25 miles sitting solely on the seat post.

4. Do deep knee bends in a cucumber patch.

3. Lick the back of an unshaved Italian man.

2. Gargle with gym sock sweat.

1. Apologize to Meangry.

LMAO!! This is why ILYBFFITWW

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

What is your favorite dessert?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

What is your favorite dessert?

Blend...

10 Ice cubes

1/2 cup apple juice

1 banana

2 scoops of vanilla protein powder (30 grams each)

2 table spoons of peanut butter

Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jason Reborn]

I need to know the top 10 things that you would be willing to do to have the opportunity at tickling a supermodel of your choice....

 

[Knot Amewzed]

I need to know the top 10 things that you would be willing to do to have the opportunity at tickling a supermodel of your choice....

Does it have to be a supermodel? There is something about 6' tall, 85 pound women that doesn't do it for me.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Does it have to be a supermodel? There is something about 6' tall, 85 pound women that doesn't do it for me.

Well then, change it to whoever your dream girl is

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Why do your meatballs suck more than the ones from Italy?

Because we keep the best ones to ourselves and then ship the fail ones to the US

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Because we keep the best ones to ourselves and then ship the fail ones to the US

That was your comeback after 4 hours?

Speaking of weak 😉

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Well then, change it to whoever your dream girl is

1. Give her my body for the night
2. Make her breakfast the next morning
3. Possibly call her back
4. May meet her parents
5. Possibly commit to a long term relationship
6. Break up with her
7. Become friends
8. Have sex with her friends
9. Make her sister jealous
10. See if she has any younger aunts

 

[Jason Reborn]

Who is this dream girl you had in mind when you posted the list, anyways?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

That was your comeback after 4 hours?

Speaking of weak 😉

Oi, I called you weak first, come up with your own word =O

Besides: me --> <-- you

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Who is this dream girl you had in mind when you posted the list, anyways?

RUNOFFSTAGE

 

[Jason Reborn]

Do you think RUNOFFSTAGE should have her own "Ask" thread? It may be good.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Oi, I called you weak first, come up with your own word =O

Besides: me --> <-- you

you -----> <------ me

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Do you think RUNOFFSTAGE should have her own "Ask" thread? It may be good.

It may be good, but I am tired of people copying off of my ask me thread idea!

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

RUNOFFSTAGE

1. Don't fuck my friends
2. I don't have any younger aunts
3. I don't eat breakfast 😛

you -----> <------ me

Yehright, you couldn't bitchslap a fly even if you wanted to!

It may be good, but I am tired of people copying off of my ask me thread idea!

Bwahaha, I may just go and do that to piss you off naoyushkbai

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Yehright, you couldn't bitchslap a fly even if you wanted to!

Oh yeah....tell that to the dead sumbitch' with wings laying on my kitchen floor.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

RUNOFFSTAGE!!!! Remove that "weakling" tag or I will let you read my upcoming novel...Hell to Pay in May.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Oh yeah....tell that to the dead sumbitch' with wings laying on my kitchen floor.

You actually killed the guardian angel I sent to watch over you?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

You actually killed the guardian angel I sent to watch over you?

She wouldn't answer me! I thought that she was just another one of those demons in my head.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

RUNOFFSTAGE!!!! Remove that "weakling" tag or I will let you read my upcoming novel...Hell to Pay in May.

Kih ^^, I think you may find that that novel contains a pretty fail ending for the author

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

She wouldn't answer me! I thought that she was just another one of those demons in my head.

I can't believe you just did that to her.. poor angel 🙁

 

[Knot Amewzed]

I can't believe you just did that to her.. poor angel 🙁

Wait!!!

Happy ending!!!

A little mouth to mouth and all is well!!!

She says, hi..by the way...

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Wait!!!

Happy ending!!!

A little mouth to mouth and all is well!!!

She says, hi..by the way...

Mouth to mouth? She's an angel, not a fly >.>