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Ask Lil... a view askew

*Sketch* said:
Well then, what if I brought a few of my friends into the mix...would that help me any? 😀
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Tryouts will be held when I'm back from Las Vegas where I'm spending my fortune on SLOTS hehehe

You'll have a 1000 question examination, a physical, and a tickle test to deal with. After that, if you can still muster it, you'll have to go 3 rounds with a professional Dom while I watch... survive that there's only a sky dive, some lions to tame and rubbing my feet.

:excited:
 
lilone4sir said:
Tryouts will be held when I'm back from Las Vegas where I'm spending my fortune on SLOTS hehehe

You'll have a 1000 question examination, a physical, and a tickle test to deal with. After that, if you can still muster it, you'll have to go 3 rounds with a professional Dom while I watch... survive that there's only a sky dive, some lions to tame and rubbing my feet.

:excited:
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Well, I'm just bored enough to answer that questionaire. As long as you plan on paying for the physical, I'm aboard for that. A tickle test? seriously? No sweat! 3 rounds with a professional dom...hmm that would be challenging, but I think I'll manage. Sky diving...I'm afraid of heights, but if it means a job, I'll put that aside. Lions to tame...that would be my first (and hopefully not last) meeting with the king of the jungle...but I've been confident so far, so bring em on. The rubbing of your feet...I'm well known round these parts for my "magic hands"...I should've been a chiropractor or a massuse (sp?)...but alas, as I said before, I'm broke as a joke with a 10 year poke 😀

Anything else?
 
LOL! I'm American 😛 At least I'm MOSTLY American...I'm 1/18 Brittish Canadian

Why do Canadians seem to hate Americans so much? Is it because of the Bret Hart screwjob? 😀
 
*Sketch* said:
LOL! I'm American 😛 At least I'm MOSTLY American...I'm 1/18 Brittish Canadian

Why do Canadians seem to hate Americans so much? Is it because of the Bret Hart screwjob? 😀
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I know it's a shocker but I don't actually hate Americans... infact don't particularily feel one way or another about most nationalities. As long as your a good person... it's all good.

Only thing I don't understand about Americans is the "right to bare arms". That makes me nervous... :shrug:
 
Situation...you're taking a nice walk down a street at an unknown neighborhood and someone jumps you from behind...now, if not for the right to bare arms, what do you think you could do in that situation that'll get the guy/girl off of you?
 
Ever notice that countries without that right tend to have far less crime as their citizens feel safer?

Come on... if it happens you do as your asked and call the cops. You avoid dark alleys, walking along at night, etc.
 
That's it! I'm heading up to Canada 😀

But how do I go about gaining citizenship up there? 😀
 
I do believe there is an application or do what most ppl do and marry a Canadian. Nope... not me. Been there. Done that. :bwahaha:
 
HAHAHAHA very funny, lilone 😀

Hmm, maybe I could marry Trish Stratus?...she's Canadian and from your hometown of Toronto 😀
 
And MARRIED!!! She was even on the cover of a bridal magazine here in Toronto when she got married!!!

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DAMN IT!! I Can't win nothing! 😀

Hmm...who do I know that's Canadian and unattached....I'll have to think about this a bit...

Anyways, what do you think about a wedding up on a grassy hill overlooking a meadow?
 
I've done weddings on grassy hills overlooking many things... meadows, forest, water...

Quite frankly, with Mother Nature's panties in a twist as they have been for the last couple yrs, I'd find myself a nice church, temple, indoor venue so as not to feel her sudden wrath.... but hey that's just me...
 
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