Ask me ALMOST anything

[chicago]

What is your favorite smell?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

What is your favorite smell?

Ten bucks he says either shampoo or Juicy Fruit.

 

[chicago]

Ten bucks he says either shampoo or Juicy Fruit.

I was predicting he just said "girl" actually lol.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Huh?

It's too messy to let someone I know clean it 😉

 

[TMF Jeff]

What is your favorite smell?

Vanilla perfume.

 

[TMF Jeff]

I was predicting he just said "girl" actually lol.

Close enough I think 🙂

 

[chicago]

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called "practice"?

 

[TMF Jeff]

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called "practice"?

Not as much as I would if they called it "I already know everything I'll ever need to." 😉

 

[Deleted member 66627]

It's too messy to let someone I know clean it 😉

You know you're a 'tard sometimes, right?

 

[chicago]

Should crematoriums give discounts for those that have died in fires?

 

[TMF Jeff]

You know you're a 'tard sometimes, right?

See, this is what I was saying about whether or not I should have kids 😉

 

[TMF Jeff]

Should crematoriums give discounts for those that have died in fires?

or form a corporate alliance with fire departments.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

See, this is what I was saying about whether or not I should have kids 😉

You know that being a tard doesn't mean you shouldn't have kids, it just means you need me to kick your ass, right? 😀

 

[chicago]

Have you ever eaten a crayon?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Do you dream in color or black and white?

 

[TMF Jeff]

You know that being a tard doesn't mean you shouldn't have kids, it just means you need me to kick your ass, right? 😀

Yes, but sadly you're completely unable to even come close to doing that

Have you ever eaten a crayon?

No, but I still have the placemat you colored in at Jon's last year after NEST. 🙂

 

[TMF Jeff]

Do you dream in color or black and white?

Color, I don't remember my dreams often, but when I do they're incredibly vivid and realistic, and definately in color.

 

[chicago]

No, but I still have the placemat you colored in at Jon's last year after NEST. 🙂

Awesome!. I hope it doesn't fade.

What are you wearing right now? lmfao

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Do you enjoy being fondled by strange delivery men?

 

[Deleted member 66627]

What are you wearing right now? lmfao

Best. Question. Ever.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Awesome!. I hope it doesn't fade.

What are you wearing right now? lmfao

Ha, a girl asking me what I'm wearing, that's a role reversal 🙂

I'm wearing pajama pants and that t-shirt I have that says "Home of the Brave" with the eagle and flag on it.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Do you enjoy being fondled by strange delivery men?

I enjoy the thought of what I'm going to do to you for the way you keep bringing that guy up.

 

[Tortuga]

What's hotter?

Jo and I making out?

or

Me nomin' on Jo's neck?

 

[TMF Jeff]

What's hotter?

Jo and I making out?

or

Me nomin' on Jo's neck?

That is a very serious question that requires further study before I could give a definative answer. I would have to see both things happen at least several more times before I could be sure. 😎

 

[thetmfobserver]

When you're on the TMF, what do you do?