Ask me anything! (Artoo edition)

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

 

[Artoo]

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

The possibility of going back to sleep, and finishing the dream I was inevitably having at the time.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Judging by your siggy, it says you've been a member (or "creepin") on the TMF since 2007? I've been here (off and on, under a diff name) since 2002....is this a case of senior superiority or what? 😀

 

[badreligion]

Have you ever considered making a turtle homeless by stealing its shell ?

 

[Ghris]

Most random thing you've come back with after a night out?

 

[Artoo]

Judging by your siggy, it says you've been a member (or "creepin") on the TMF since 2007? I've been here (off and on, under a diff name) since 2002....is this a case of senior superiority or what? 😀

If it is, it's seriously misplaced.

Have you ever considered making a turtle homeless by stealing its shell ?

No. But I've considered putting one in a vice, and force feeding it until something gives.

Most random thing you've come back with after a night out?

Syphillis.

 

[natural tickler]

cheers, good sir,

btw, you have any orange marmalade??

 

[Artoo]

cheers, good sir,

btw, you have any orange marmalade??

I do. But I'll be damned if I have it anytime after midday.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Do you have any phobias?

 

[badreligion]

Will you be my snookumcake ?

 

[Artoo]

Do you have any phobias?

No. All my fears are completely rational.

Will you be my snookumcake ?

No. But you're more than welcome to be mine, big guy!

 

[Carsomyr]

Would you care for a spot of tea? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is your funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

 

[Artoo]

Would you care for a spot of tea? 😛

No. *punts Carsomyr in the meatballs*

What is your funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

I don't think I've ever seen a funny one. They're all horrendously mundane. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you lost your sense of taste for all but three things, what would those three things be?

 

[Artoo]

If you lost your sense of taste for all but three things, what would those three things be?

Meat, vegetables, and seasoning.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What would you do if you didn’t have to work?

 

[Artoo]

What would you do if you didn’t have to work?

More juggling, more DJing, more travelling. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How have you changed over the past 5-10 years?

 

[Artoo]

How have you changed over the past 5-10 years?

More self-confidence, better looking, and a lot thinner.

Oh, and I have a beard. 😀

 

[badreligion]

Will the Rage virus ever reach the US ?

 

[Artoo]

Will the Rage virus ever reach the US ?

Probably not. Welcome to the real world.

 

[drewskee]

How many records are in your collection?

 

[Artoo]

How many records are in your collection?

I've collected well over 500 vinyl records, including a mint edition Sgt Peppers and Twist 'n Shout. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I've collected well over 500 vinyl records, including a mint edition Sgt Peppers and Twist 'n Shout. 😀

Nice! 🙂

Do you listen to Prince at all?