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I just got home from an out patient procedure and am still groggy. Wanna take a nap with me? I won't tell Homer.:chill:
 
If a man tea bags his wife while making her a cup of tea should he use a saucer?
 
If you get hit by a car hard enough for your shoes to fly off, do the pants necessarily have to fly off too?
 
Knot Amwezed said:
If you get hit by a car hard enough for your shoes to fly off, do the pants necessarily have to fly off too?
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no..but you may fly through the air like a dead monkey..land on your feet jump..and start walking around embarassed...trying to play off like you just didn't get hit by a fucking CAR!!!!
 
Do you like a plethora of cheese in your mouth or are you more into the solo cheese adventure?
 
Do you ever dream of going to a phone booth, slipping into some tights and going to fight crimes against humanity such as jaywalking and loitering?
Extra points if you describe your crime fighting costume in detail 😛
 
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