Ask Me Anything :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

If you could eliminate any species in the entire animal kingdom, without causing any ecosystem effects, what would you get rid of?

Bees, and by bees I mean anything that I deem a bee: honeybees, bumblebees, carpenter bees, wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, those African killer bees...all of that shit - GONE!!!

 

[LD_Tickler]

If you were 200 feet tall and had to pick, would you rather fight Godzilla, King Kong, or the Cloverfield monster?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If you were 200 feet tall and had to pick, would you rather fight Godzilla, King Kong, or the Cloverfield monster?

I'd team up with King Kong and take the other two OUT! (Monkeys FTW)

 

[Deleted member 66627]

If you're happy and you know it..

Do you bitchslap The Beard or The BAR?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If you're happy and you know it..

Do you bitchslap The Beard or The BAR?

The BAR. He slaps back

 

[thetmfobserver]

How often do you speak in acronyms?

How's the weather down where you are?

Isn't Irene a silly name for a Hurricane?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How often do you speak in acronyms?

More often all the time, it would seem 😛

How's the weather down where you are?

Humid and gross. I plan on staying inside as much as possible. No rain yet!

Isn't Irene a silly name for a Hurricane?

I think naming weather is silly in the first place 😛

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do you enjoy the rain?

Have you ever been dancing in the rain?

Kissing in the rain?

Singing in the rain?

Do you often rain on someone's parade?

If you had to organize a parade, what would it be for?

You have to create a circus using 3-5 of your TMF friends. Who do you hire, and what jobs do they do?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you enjoy the rain?

I love rain 🙂

Have you ever been dancing in the rain?

I've frolicked around like a derp in the rain, if that's what you mean LOL

Kissing in the rain?

Yes

Singing in the rain?

In a fashion very similar to the dancing...

Do you often rain on someone's parade?

I try not to ever do that. I'm a very positive, upbeat person and it fucks with my mojo when people are negative, so I try to not ever do that. If I do have to be the realist (RARE), I try to be as gentle as possible.

If you had to organize a parade, what would it be for?

Celebration of IFD+Rhino's excellence in every aspect of our existence.

You have to create a circus using 3-5 of your TMF friends. Who do you hire, and what jobs do they do?

IFD would be the ringleader. We'll count as one. Our pet Rhino will be our little sidekick. We'll use him to help rev up the crowd, by having him do little tricks while we announce stuff. The Beard will grow his beard out and gel it into fun shapes and designs and walk around as a vendor. TropicThunder would be a Snail-tamer and put on a riveting show - whip, wooden chair and all.

 

[thetmfobserver]

What special talents would the IFD have for a circus?

Trapeze artists?

Contortionists?

Doom-Bringers?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What special talents would the IFD have for a circus?

We're entertaining, captivating and beautiful.

Trapeze artists?

I don't think any of us would really enjoy flying through the air. I know a certain Rhino, however...

Contortionists?

Hmm...this has possibility. We do tend to get tangled up when we cuddle. Three separate women cease to exist, and suddenly we're just a pile of arms and legs and gropey hands. Perfection.

Doom-Bringers?

Doom and circuses don't really go together. However, if they did, we'd be the ones you'd wanna call.

 

[thetmfobserver]

When you become the pile of parts, whose hands are the most gropey?

How many English contractions do you know?

Why am I hearing rumors of wives selling each other out at gatherings?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

When you become the pile of parts, whose hands are the most gropey?

Can't say. I don't even know which hands belong to who. I have a sneaky suspicious we'd all roll in at around the same amount of groping. That's what happens when you put people in love together

How many English contractions do you know?

Hmm..I dunno...a bunch 😀

Why am I hearing rumors of wives selling each other out at gatherings?

No no no...it's not selling out. It's training. We're making sure that we all stay at our maximum ferocious potential. The only way to ensure that is to test it. We're strengthening each other.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Who is most notorious for selling out the others?

What sorts of training do you ladies put yourselves through?

Where does the Rhino fit into all of this?

Is he part of the groping?

Does his horn get in the way of the groping?

Did you just make that dirty?

If the IFD was going to have a secret lair somewhere, where would it be?

How does one combat an IFD?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who is most notorious for selling out the others?

That would be GIN! She has been submitting me for training since our first meeting 3 years ago and has not slowed down yet

What sorts of training do you ladies put yourselves through?

Well, we have yet to come up against any real worthy adversaries, so we've decided a mediocre training session is better than none at all, so we employ the Beard and the BAR.

Where does the Rhino fit into all of this?

The Rhino is the pet of IFD. We love him and train him and take good care of him. Occasionally he rebels, and that's when IFD+Rhino becomes IFD V. Rhino. We battle. He loses and realizes how good he had it, and we return to complete IFD+Rhino.

Is he part of the groping?

It is impossible to lie in an IFD cuddle pile and not succumb to the groping. Impossible.

Does his horn get in the way of the groping?

Never. It usually sticks out above the pile so we can look up at it with adoration and respect. Unless he gets mouthy. Then we rip it off and violate him with it.

Did you just make that dirty?

I dunno...does it sound dirty to you?

If the IFD was going to have a secret lair somewhere, where would it be?

Avoiding the desire to say, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret!" I'd have to say that we'd try to be fairly central to our original locations. Except the Rhino. He's the outlier and unfortunately has to come to us.

How does one combat an IFD?

You clear your head, gather your thoughts, sit down and make a meticulous and detailed plan...for what you want your funeral to be like.

 

[thetmfobserver]

How often do you sell out your wives?

Have you boarded up your windows?

How much water do you have in the house?

What's your favorite snack food?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How often do you sell out your wives?

I may have had a hand in submitting Gin for some light training when we were in Michigan 😈

Have you boarded up your windows?

I haven't done one damn thing in preparation for this storm, and I don't intend to.

How much water do you have in the house?

Uh, I have a 1/4 full bottle of Dasani, and my sink. And some ice. Always ice.

What's your favorite snack food?

Strawberries NOMNOMNOM!!!!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do you prefer your strawberries covered in chocolate, or naked?

Have you ever had dried strawberries?

Do you enjoy strawberry icecream?

Strawberry shortcake?

Strawberry margaritas?

Why do we call it a strawberry?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you prefer your strawberries covered in chocolate, or naked?

Naked! When something is perfect, why add to it?

Have you ever had dried strawberries?

Nope.

Do you enjoy strawberry icecream?

It's my FAV 😀

Strawberry shortcake?

It's not bad 🙂

Strawberry margaritas?

Eh - not crazy about margaritas. If I was gonna have one though, it'd be strawberry.

Why do we call it a strawberry?

No idea 🙂

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do you enjoy chunks of strawberries in your strawberry ice cream, or just plain?

Where do you go for the best ice cream in the entire world?

Did Gin get you back for the Michigan training?

Who is the strongest of the 3 wives?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you enjoy chunks of strawberries in your strawberry ice cream, or just plain?

Chunks, plz 😀

Where do you go for the best ice cream in the entire world?

The best strawberry ice cream I've ever had is Breyer's. You can get it just about anywhere.

Did Gin get you back for the Michigan training?

Well, I haven't seen her since, but there's no reason for her to get me back. I was helping her. She should thank me.

Who is the strongest of the 3 wives?

Impossible question. We're are all equally ferocious, and even MOAR ferocious as a unit.

 

[thetmfobserver]

But if there was a battle of the members of the IFD, who would come out victorious?

Rhino doesn't mind being violated by his own horn?

What is your second favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's the longest you've ever gone without showering?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

But if there was a battle of the members of the IFD, who would come out victorious?

It's just...not possible. It'd be like dividing by zero. It just doesn't happen.

Rhino doesn't mind being violated by his own horn?

If he throws us sass he knows he's temporarily lost the right to decide what he minds and what he doesn't mind.

What is your second favorite flavor of ice cream?

Hmm...either chocolate or cookie dough.

What's the longest you've ever gone without showering?

Probably like...3 days when I was a kid and we used to go camping - back before "camping" meant picking up our house and moving it to a more scenic location LOL

 

[thetmfobserver]

Would you eat strawberry ice cream with cookie dough?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Hey, how are ya today?

Would the best way to combat IFD be to make a pact with a Rhino and get you individually? (As in I give each of you, should you all be willing to accept it, I giant hug so you can't fight back 😛 )

I've got something semi-important to tell you but it's gotta stay hush-hush...check ur PM box.