Ask Moses a Question...(if you dare)

[Moses25]

Moses, what really happened to Amelia Earhart? 😀

Amelia Earhart was captured in 1937 by the Nazis and foot-tickled on her luscious, pink soles until she revealed information(s) that provided useless for the Nazis, but the German nurses had a grand ol' time tickling the crap outta Lady Lindy anyhoo.

Hope this helps.

Love. Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

Okay, let's finally get this settled, Moses. Where in fact were you when the lights went out?

On August 14, 2003, I was in Ottawa masturbating to a Sears catalogue.

Happy?

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

Moses, why do birds fly? 😀

 

[Moses25]

Moses, which is your favourite of chrisheaven's threads?

Although I have not personally contributed to it, Moses likes the "tease Steph" thread the best.

Hubba hubba.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

A fine answer, Moses 😀

Moses, what was the unedited version of what you really said when you smashed the commandment tablets? 😀

"Yo, I just heard the word of God, and you're worshipping a freakin' calf?!?"

Sumpin' like that.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

Moses, why do birds fly? 😀

Because God likes to defy the laws of gravity, which were invented by aliens, of which whom God doesn't like (they smell funny).

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

Why wasn't it a Victoria's Secret catalogue instead of a Sears catalogue? 😀

 

[Moses25]

Why wasn't it a Victoria's Secret catalogue instead of a Sears catalogue? 😀

Moses is not privy to such stimulation.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[TKpervert]

Moses, what was it that emboldened you to invent the water heater ?

 

[milagros317]

Moses, was Joshua a worthy successor to you? 😀

 

[Moses25]

Moses, what was it that emboldened you to invent the water heater ?

I didn't want George Foreman to get all the glory.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

Moses, was Joshua a worthy successor to you? 😀

He was - and still is - from where I now sit.

God says "hi", btw, to you Milly. He likes your work.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[TKpervert]

Moses, didja really really rent assunder the Red Sea so the children of Isreal could flee the Egyptian army ??

or was it just a cheap trick of cinemat..o.. cinamatolph.... film stuff..

oh hell never mind... 😀
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[leafstk]

"Yo, I just heard the word of God, and you're worshipping a freakin' calf?!?"

Sumpin' like that.

Love, Moses. 🙂

I commend you for not being the first to break the commandment, "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain", Moses 😀

 

[amk714]

Amelia Earhart was captured in 1937 by the Nazis and foot-tickled on her luscious, pink soles until she revealed information(s) that provided useless for the Nazis, but the German nurses had a grand ol' time tickling the crap outta Lady Lindy anyhoo.

Thanks, I always wondered whatever happened to her. 😀

 

[Moses25]

Moses, didja really really rent assunder the Red Sea so the children of Isreal could flee the Egyptian army ??

or was it just a cheap trick of cinemat..o.. cinamatolph.... film stuff..

oh hell never mind... 😀
.
.

It's all real, baby.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Ignatz]

Is your wife, Zipporah, as much fun as her name suggests?

 

[Moses25]

Is your wife, Zipporah, as much fun as her name suggests?

Only when there's bondage and gently wiggling fingers involved, I'm happy to say. 😀

Yes, that's right, we prophets like to have a l'il fun now and again, too.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[elfriend]

What do you think of Jesus? Do you feel like he stole the spotlight?

 

[milagros317]

God says "hi", btw, to you Milly. He likes your work.

Love, Moses. 🙂

I am pleased, but also astonished. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Why does Franki Valli sing Walk like a man.Talk like a man in the voice of a woman?

Why are light switches marked on and off?

Why are jehosaphats always jumping?

Can an orphan eat at a family resturaunt?

 

[milagros317]

Who ate my sandwich out of the office refrigerator, Moses? 😀

 

[Moses25]

What do you think of Jesus? Do you feel like he stole the spotlight?

I am fond of the Son of God. He can steal my spotlight anytime he wants.

He's still not as pretty as you, though.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

Why does Franki Valli sing Walk like a man.Talk like a man in the voice of a woman?

Why are light switches marked on and off?

Why are jehosaphats always jumping?

Can an orphan eat at a family resturaunt?

1) To show you how the fairer sex thinks.

2) Because if they were marked "yes" and "no", you'd always be in the dark.

3) The same reason mexican beans are always jumping. It's in their very nature.

4) Yes, as long as he leaves a sufficient tip.

Love, Moses. 🙂

 

[Moses25]

Who ate my sandwich out of the office refrigerator, Moses? 😀

The cute temp down the hall.

Love, Moses. 🙂