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Carsomyr said:
lol, well I've done a lot of crazy things in my days, but I'm not I sure I want to write about this particular case on the forum actually. XD Me and Andreas were drinking and going out on town, though, amongst other things. If you want to hear more you can always ask in a pm and I'll give a short recap. XP
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Lol, okay. xD I'll have to ask you later then. 🙂

Do you know any words in Finnish? 😀 Totally out of nowhere, I know. :rowfull:
 
Sweed said:
Lol, okay. xD I'll have to ask you later then. 🙂

Do you know any words in Finnish? 😀 Totally out of nowhere, I know. :rowfull:
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Woop! ^^

I know a few. Not much, but a few. XD I know Voy, voy, voy... at least; that's what the Suomi-people say when they get pwnt by RUOTSI in hockey! 😀
 
Carsomyr said:
I know a few. Not much, but a few. XD I know Voy, voy, voy... at least; that's what the Suomi-people say when they get pwnt by RUOTSI in hockey! 😀
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Haha, I see. xD

And what does "voy, voy, voy" and "Ruotsi" mean? xD
 
Sweed said:
Haha, I see. xD

And what does "voy, voy, voy" and "Ruotsi" mean? xD
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"Voy" is just a way to complain, kinda like "ojojoj" in Swedish I guess. XD And Ruotsi is Sweden, of course! 😉
 
Carsomyr said:
(I am the illegitimate offspring to Ulvhilde the Hairy and Harald the rapist). Since my tribe is currently out pillaging I have some free time, so ask me anything!
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My God! Bwahahahahaha! Cool earthly pharents!

Is there anything memorable and worth remembering about your illegitimate childhood? :scream:
 
Carsomyr said:
"Voy" is just a way to complain, kinda like "ojojoj" in Swedish I guess. XD And Ruotsi is Sweden, of course! 😉
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Haha, I see. xD Wow, I didn't know that about Ruotsi. :O

Btw, do you know you have a lookalike in Helsinki? :O
 
Bohemianne said:
My God! Bwahahahahaha! Cool earthly pharents!

Is there anything memorable and worth remembering about your illegitimate childhood? :scream:
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😀

My childhood is a complicated tale indeed, I remember how I wrestled my first polar bear when I was 7. Sure, I lost a tooth and two of my fingers that day, but it was my initiation rite into manhood so it was totally worth it! :mwahaha: I guess the bear got me pretty good in the head, though, so that's when I started seeing things. It may surprise you, but most 7-year-olds usually don't survive their epic encounters with polar bears, and quite frankly I think they wanted to get rid of me since my bloodline complicated things. 😱 But now that I had visions that opened up a lot of opportunities for me in the Swedish job market! 😀

For many years I was trained by our previous shaman, Oleg the Originally Insane, but unfortunately he is no longer with us. 🙁 It is now up to me alone to guide my tribe through the spiritual maze that is alcohol-induced nirvana! :runningdog: 😛

Sweed said:
Haha, I see. xD Wow, I didn't know that about Ruotsi. :O

Btw, do you know you have a lookalike in Helsinki? :O
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Well what can I say, you pick up a lot of things from watching hockey. 😛

I have a what now? D: Who is this man? :scared:
 
Well what can I say, you pick up a lot of things from watching hockey. 😛

I have a what now? D: Who is this man? :scared:
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Lol, maybe. xD

Yeah, I saw a man in the streets that looked very much like you. :O Even my mum commented on it, and I mean, she only saw you for a little while. xD
Sure you don't have a unknown twin or something? 😱 X'P
 
Sweed said:
Lol, maybe. xD

Yeah, I saw a man in the streets that looked very much like you. :O Even my mum commented on it, and I mean, she only saw you for a little while. xD
Sure you don't have a unknown twin or something? 😱 X'P
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Did you take a picture? 😛 Hmm... but yeah, maybe it's my evil twin? 😱 ...or perhaps *I* am the evil twin! 😈 😉
 
Carsomyr said:
Did you take a picture? 😛 Hmm... but yeah, maybe it's my evil twin? 😱 ...or perhaps *I* am the evil twin! 😈 😉
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Haha, no. xD Didn't have time. Lol. :rowfull: He actually looked pretty evil. 😱 Maybe because I kind of stared at him, but whatever. X'P
Maybe the evilness is just a shared gene? :rowfull:
 
Sweed said:
Haha, no. xD Didn't have time. Lol. :rowfull: He actually looked pretty evil. 😱 Maybe because I kind of stared at him, but whatever. X'P
Maybe the evilness is just a shared gene? :rowfull:
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Meh! >:/ IN HIS DREAMS he's not even half as evil as I am! :lion: 😀
 
Sweed said:
Haha, maybe because you feel comfortable enough in your evilness zone not to take it as a threat if someone else is evil too? xD
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I am indeed comfortable, but I still need to put the little whelps in their place! :mwahaha:
 
Sweed said:
Still if you're comfortable enough you should not bother about other evil people. 😉
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If I'm really the master of all that is evil, shouldn't I just make them my minions instead? 😛
 
You know what it is! :dropem: 😛

And why do you keep disappearing and reappearing?
 
K-Skate417 said:
So are there any drunk shenannigans to report? 😀
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Yes, well, this weekend was messed up on so many levels. We got harrassed by a guy selling hot dogs, who tried to chase us away, and eh, there was lots of alcohol involved. 😛
 
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