> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get
>their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The
nedo
>xt day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories."
>
> Johnny, you have a story to share?""Yes ma'am. My daddy
told a
>story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her
plane
>got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
a
>flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey
on
>the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right
in
>the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the
gun
>until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the
>blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>
> "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of
moral
>did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
>
> "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's
drinking."
>
>their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The
nedo
>xt day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories."
>
> Johnny, you have a story to share?""Yes ma'am. My daddy
told a
>story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her
plane
>got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
a
>flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey
on
>the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right
in
>the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the
gun
>until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the
>blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>
> "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of
moral
>did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
>
> "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's
drinking."
>
