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*Stands back, summons incredible power, and blasts a hole in the sky itself. The hole turns in on itself, and releases tons of marmalade down upon the earth.*
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Take that!!!!! Marmalade is supreme!!!!! Marmalade is the best!!!!!
Zod takes out his phantom zone projector and sends all the marmalade to the phantom zone BTW I'm wearing a lead suit so y'all can't hit me with any kryptonite based marmalade😛😛😛😛
Snoochie Boochies
Jelly has been loved by TRUE AMERICANS for generations!
It has featured in prose:
"It must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that!"
And also in blues music:
"Jelly-roll took my mama.... made my daddy stone blind!"
Jelly is made from the best, juiciest pieces of fruit...
The British concoction, marmalade, on the other hand, is made from the rind the jelly-makers threw away when they peeled the fruit.
The British export good music, but leave toast-topping to us!