njjen3953
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A girl & her boyfriend are at a bar.
When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's
heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lite beer for herself. For him, she has
two glasses. One contains a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme, the other
lime juice.
"OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in
your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic, so he decides to
give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
Time 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
Time 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Time 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the whole mess.
Time 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
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"It's called Blowjob revenge"
When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's
heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lite beer for herself. For him, she has
two glasses. One contains a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme, the other
lime juice.
"OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in
your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic, so he decides to
give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
Time 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
Time 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Time 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the whole mess.
Time 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
scroll down
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scroll down
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"It's called Blowjob revenge"
