Bank ATMs, Why Do They Do This?

[WhenSummerCums]

Here's Some Good Family Quality Elevator Fun

I like to get on an elevator, then when a secretary gets on I'll fart just before it stops on the next floor. Then as the next floor of secretaries gets on I'l get off and look at the poor lady still on the elevator with a real disgusted face like she's the one who did it.

 

[Tamia78]

Holy Crap.....Maniactickler has a brother?????? Tulip, did you know this?

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO Mani's twin?!?!?!?! Oy Vey! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhenSummerCums]

Men

Men must have been bored before the discovery of ass gas.

Tamia I'll tell you WHERE I'd tickle you. (reference to your signature!)

 

[He-Man]

Men must have been bored before the discovery of ass gas.

Depends..was that discovery before or after we started peeing our names in snow?

 

[venray]

However, it should know my account number and PIN and know I'm not dumb enough to do that!

Hmmmm They Do know.....I have never gotten that messsage at an ATM....maybe they are trying to tell you something...or maybe they think you are blonde..... 😎

 

[Mastertank1]

It's for the same morons as

the warning on the dehumidifier packets they pack electronics with to avoid corrosion due to moisture in the air. You know, the little white packet filled with tiny white ovoids, with the words DO NOT EAT printed on it, just in case you're looking at it and thinking "Cool! They sent a free packet of tic tacs with my DVD juke box!".
Or the warning on the box the adult size superman costume comes in; "Caution:Wearing This Costume Does NOT Give You The Ability To Fly".
Come to think of it, adults who want to wear a superman suit probably do need that warning, as I'm sure General Zod would agree!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Tamia78]

Don't forget the warnings on hair dryers: Do Not Use this device while in the shower.


DUH!

 

[tulipangel]

Don't forget the warnings on hair dryers: Do Not Use this device while in the shower.


DUH!

LMAO ok there had to be a woman who was in a rush and said "Hey I know! I'll blow my hair dry WHILE i shower" hence the warnging! LMAO