BASH AT BELLA'S 2011!!!!!!!

[slacker2114]

I'm sure you'll be putty in my hands if I were to bring this along:

Keep thinking that while I'm jamming spiders down your top.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Keep thinking that while I'm jamming spiders down your top.

Aren't I supposed to be jamming dollar bills down your top?

Oh poor confused Beard.

 

[slacker2114]

Aren't I supposed to be jamming dollar bills down your top?

Oh poor confused Beard.

Fine. You bring the dollars, I'll bring the spiders and we'll see which one of us backs off first.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Fine. You bring the dollars, I'll bring the spiders and we'll see which one of us backs off first.

I'll bring a dustbuster. Your petty threats of spiders don't sway me. Shame on you for relying on insects to protect you from my wrath.

I request you get your other LxG dudes in and choreograph a dance to this song:

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[natural tickler]

You a tyrant?

Our tyrants must meet.

Cus I think..

My tyrant >> your tyrant.

you? a tyrant?? really???

no, really?? bwhahahahaha now THIS I gotta see

Just be glad I'm staying at the hotel instead of Casa Bella. If I was staying at the house, all your arguments would be rendered moot because that couch is MINE!

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

 

[slacker2114]

I'll bring a dustbuster. Your petty threats of spiders don't sway me. Shame on you for relying on insects to protect you from my wrath.

PROTECT me from your WRATH???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's about the funniest shit I've heard all week! I picture your "wrath" being the equivalent of shooting spitballs at a battleship. But as always, you're welcome to try.

 

[slacker2114]

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

You just lost all couch privileges because you don't know the difference between 'mute' and 'moot'. Your twin wins the couch.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

PROTECT me from your WRATH???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's about the funniest shit I've heard all week! I picture your "wrath" being the equivalent of shooting spitballs at a battleship. But as always, you're welcome to try.

Careful with the excessive use of "Bwa" and "Ha"'s. You're bound to use up the only eloquent come backs you have to anything.. ever.. before it's even October.

And I've actually practiced shooting spitballs after the Yeti taught me how. I can cause some pretty serious damage.

 

[slacker2114]

Careful with the excessive use of "Bwa" and "Ha"'s. You're bound to use up the only eloquent come backs you have to anything.. ever.. before it's even October.

And I've actually practiced shooting spitballs after the Yeti taught me how. I can cause some pretty serious damage.

The only thing you're capable of damaging is yourself, so good luck with that.

 

[natural tickler]

You just lost all couch privileges because you don't know the difference between 'mute' and 'moot'. Your twin wins the couch.

that was done on purpose...so therefore lost no priveledges....its gonna take alot to give up the couch...now go and runteldat

 

[slacker2114]

that was done on purpose...so therefore lost no priveledges....its gonna take alot to give up the couch...now go and runteldat

Done on purpose for what reason? It made no sense. B gets the couch and you get the floor. End of discussion.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1.) LOL @ mute vs moot
2.) I've seen the destruction Jo can cause with a few strategically placed spitballs. I'd quit sassing now if I had a beard like that. Beware.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

The only thing you're capable of damaging is yourself, so good luck with that.

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?


Reminds me of:

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[natural tickler]

Done on purpose for what reason? It made no sense. B gets the couch and you get the floor. End of discussion.

we'll see about that grizzly beard..

and besides, its early in the morning...the dictionary is not up and running yet

 

[slacker2114]

1.) LOL @ mute vs moot
2.) I've seen the destruction Jo can cause with a few strategically placed spitballs. I'd quit sassing now if I had a beard like that. Beware.

Nobody asked you. May I suggest instead of running your mouth, you instead start packing for Bella's now so you MIGHT be ready come November?

 

[natural tickler]

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?


Reminds me of:

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didn't know you were a Ginuwine fan.....wow

 

[slacker2114]

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?

You talk all bad-ass now. Makes me wonder how many steps I'll have to take towards you in November to make you fall on your ass trying to get away this time.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Nobody asked you. May I suggest instead of running your mouth, you instead start packing for Bella's now so you MIGHT be ready come November?

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

 

[natural tickler]

You talk all bad-ass now. Makes me wonder how many steps I'll have to take towards you in November to make you fall on your ass trying to get away this time.

you have no worries about her my brother...her bravado is amusing

 

[Deleted member 66627]

didn't know you were a Ginuwine fan.....wow

Yeah. Further proof of my pretty amazing element of surprise tactics.

Would you prefer something? Because I can pull out some ol' school A Tribe Called Quest, Slick Rick, Leaders of the New School or Del The Funky Homosapien.

😎

 

[Deleted member 66627]

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

Isn't it obvious? He clearly has to be reminded of his place and where he belongs.

-sigh-

It's a sad, sad day when they lose sight of their lessons. We work diligently to keep them in order.. but as always; they bring disappointment, shame and a hot side of Fail.

 

[slacker2114]

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

I'm rushing you because this will make 3 Bella Bashes where my doom was assured and nothing happened to me. I'm an impatient man.

you have no worries about her my brother...her bravado is amusing

If Jo didn't have her shit-talking abilities, she'd just be another little sub. At least with her mouth, she's a NOTICEABLE subbie.

 

[natural tickler]

Yeah. Further proof of my pretty amazing element of surprise tactics.

Would you prefer something? Because I can pull out some ol' school A Tribe Called Quest, Slick Rick, Leaders of the New School or Del The Funky Homosapien.

😎

old school hip-hop...that's MY domain

but if you wish, gimme some Electric Relaxation by Tribe Called Quest

 

[BellaRisa]

Um, FYI...

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

It's the opinion of Bash Management that the aforementioned couch is indeed reserved for our Slacker first and foremost, simply because we've never ever had anyone love and appreciate it the way he does; that includes my Daycare babies, his naps on it are deeper and somehow more meaningful 🙂 Seriously without the Fabulous Surefit Slipcover ™ that thing would get me yelled at by Matt from Hoarders, it's beyond raggedy and was probably a Wheel of Fortune showcase prize around 1976*. I'd replace it but frankly I'm having trouble finding a new one both long and wide enough that Bruce or Slacker or Rhino can stretch out and sleep that comfortably



* hands up if you were alive when Wheel of Fortune had a showcase with Valuable Prizes and if you wondered what they did with the remaining 43¢ that was always put on a "gift certificate"

 

[slacker2114]

Isn't it obvious? He clearly has to be reminded of his place and where he belongs.

-sigh-

It's a sad, sad day when they lose sight of their lessons. We work diligently to keep them in order.. but as always; they bring disappointment, shame and a hot side of Fail.

Yes, by all means...teach me these lessons. Between Skippy's promises of doom and your endless blathering about lesson teaching, I'm dying to see how this works out for both of you.