Bears

[JoBelle]

Subject: Bears

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. She/He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear. 😛

 

[amk714]

I wanna be a bear, too! A ticklish bear 😀

 

[Daumantas]

Also, Joby -

If you're a bear, and you spend the whole day going fishing....that's a GOOD thing.

 

[TKpervert]

Most excellent and major cute.
I borrowed (ok, stole) this and sent it to several deserving souls.
They will appreciate it greatly.
Thanks.

 

[JoBelle]

I borrowed (ok, stole) this and sent it to several deserving souls.

😛

From one thief to another....Thanks and you're welcome!

By the way, great screen name!
Joby

-in'

 

[venray]

Yup.........

Bein' a bear can be lots of fun..........

But it can also have it's drawbacks.........

Ven

 

[amk714]

It's Superbear to the rescue! 😀