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Best alternate uses for guys!

chickles_:)

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Hiya :bunny:
Sorry if you've seen me post this already, i just thought it would be fun to share it with everyone here. 😀

My friends and i recently got back from a much needed holiday Spain! It was totally awesome! We gotta go back! :woot:

Anyway, I guess it was our second day at the beach when the four of us found ourselves in the company of an equal sized party of cute guys visiting from Madrid! :dogpile:

Thanks to some creative use of languages on both sides (I do speak other languages but Spanish isn't one of them 😱 ) and a lot of interesting signing :blush: 😀 we enjoyed a great time together, beaching, dancing, and touring. :veryhappy

But to the question at hand. We all know that guys are great for tickling, kissing, cuddling, and tickling, -oh, did i say that already? :jester: 😛
i got to wondering what else they might be good for.

I wonder if anyone would agree with me if i started the list with at least these three:

Guys make excellent parcel carriers on shopping trips!
Guys are excellent for fixing stuff around the appartment!
Guys rock when it comes to moving heavy furniture!

Any other suggestions?? Come on ladies, this could be fun! 😉

And guys, feel free to check in to discover the real reasons God made you. 😛

Many blessings,

Chickles_🙂
 
Okay, I mean this in the best way possible... because the man in question is sitting next to me. But he's just my housemate....


guys are excellent when called at two in the morning to help you change a flat tire.... last night, perfect example. Thanks George...
 
well kitten in a previous thread stated that i was "as nice a guy as they come." And i do hold to that truth. I will and would do anything possible for anyone, to the best i can.

Nothing is too much for me to do for a lady, and friends of mine. Ask kitten and giggles32 they will tell you
 
LOL Chickles, my good friend. Iam glad you had a nice holiday.
Let's see, best use for me, how about as chief ladder supervisor for an all female construction team that has to do all their work barefoot? This way, Iam useful, and I still get to see my favorite thing anyway! LOL!
Iam just joking, we guys are useful for many purposes, and for me, in addition to my work, I like to think that Iam a good sounding board and support system for all my friends and family who need me. To me, if I can be that, that is a great strength.

Mitch
 
They also make extremely good tickle-torturers, given the right "training". 😛
 
Hiya :jester:
Great suggestion, Ticklekitten! Yeah, hon, it's always good to speak highly of the guy sitting next to you - especially since we never know when his mechanical talents may be required. :angel: 😛

I've definitely benefitted from the general male interest in cars before. We must add that one to the list. 😀

And to you guys who wrote,,, (hiya Mitchell! :wavingguy ) you clearly demonstrate my point, that our first fave use of guys is still the wonderfully fun things they can do to our bodies. 😉

So any other ideas ladies? Surely we can't stop the list at a mere 4 items! :blaugh:

Many blessings,
Chickles_🙂
 
....there's so much else we are good for!

*killing bugs

*leaving the toilet seat up

*snoring and drooling

*ability to know beer brands by taste

*peeing our names in the snow

*ability to read on the toilet

*dexterity with the 'clicker'

*knowledge of plasma televisions

*hiding dirty laundry before his date shows up for dinner

*getting in and out of a mall in thirty minutes or less

*getting lost and not admitting it

*having clerks at Home Depot know us by first name

*waking up with an erection.....ready to go!

*having the ability to act like we're listening.
 
Hiya :bunny:

JIm!! I love these! :jester: :jester:

Cracked me right up when i read them. Especially the knowing beer-brands by taste. My dad and bros have often duelled it out over who possessed the superior ecumen for fermented yeast beverages. I confess i never could quite figure out the entertainment value :illogical but i never doubted it was a great bonding moment for them.

ANd i do confess that what i picked up by osmosis living among the beer-boys came in handy a couple of times for female hall parties at university as I was occasionally able to advise on some interesting brew suggestions which would attract the guys. 🙂

This has been great! Any other thoughts??

Many blessings,
Chickles_🙂
 
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