best Don Johnson story ever

[TMF Jeff]

Hollywood actor Don Johnson is being probed by German customs after a stash of money totaling $8 billion was found in his suitcase. The Miami Vice star was found to be carrying the astronomical sum of money - in shares, bonds, checks and credit notes - as he tried to enter the country from Switzerland. And, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper, 53-year-old Johnson allegedly told a customs officer, "I am going to buy a car." The uniformed man replied, "With that money you could buy the factory." Officials said Johnson and three other men in the car were under suspicion of money laundering - no charges have been filed but American tax authorities have been informed. Customs Investigator Leonhard Bierl says, "A decision on whether to launch a criminal probe will come soon."

 

[Moses25]

He might as well have told them it was a ransom for Dr. Evil...

"I demand 8 BILLION dollars or I will demolish Germany...Muwahahahahaha!!"

Cheers.😀

 

[Texas_Tickle]

He might as well have told them it was a ransom for Dr. Evil...

"I demand 8 BILLION dollars or I will demolish Germany...Muwahahahahaha!!"

Cheers.😀

LOL! I will give you 8 billion dollars if you would....along with France and Russia or as I call them, "The Axis of Cowardiance".

 

[amk714]

If this story is true, I'd be willing to take a measly $1 million off Don's hands. 😀

 

[Haltickling]

LOL! Now the TV series will have to be renamed to "Switzerland Vice"... 😛

 

[TicklingDuo]

What have we come to that people always see the worst in a possibility? I believe him! Why, just last week, Drew and I got one of those hummers...for $7.3 billion. The rest of our $8 bil. went for a nice dinner once we found a big enough parking spot at the local Ruth's Chris. Money! It just doesn't last like it used to! Hell, we even had to dig into our spare change to leave a tip! 😛

Ann

 

[sole seeker]

Hollywood actor Don Johnson is being probed by German customs after... $8 billion was found in his suitcase... American tax authorities have been informed. Customs Investigator Leonhard Bierl says, "A decision on whether to launch a criminal probe will come soon."

Trust me, the Germans might be thorough, but once he gets "probed" by the IRS he'll be so reamed-out that he'll never notice another "probe" for the rest of his life! Including the "probe" conducted in the middle of the night by a 7'8"/360 pound sadistic body-builder, named Bubba, with whom he shares a jail cell!

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

🙂 Amen Jim, say it again! You are right one the money!🙂

 

[Limeoutsider]

I'll take another million.