Best/funniest line you've heard in a video

[Tenebrae]

Just something that occurred to me. Sometimes, models can be extremely imaginative when it comes to their (mostly but not always improvised) lines. Whether it is a tearful pleading, a merciless teasing or a hilarious quip, some out there have managed to come up with some pretty good stuff.

As someone who enjoys "talky" vids, I particularly like to be surprised by a good punchline.

My all-time favorite:

- You have very pretty feet!

- Thank you. I grew them myself!

Uttered by Shauna Ryanne in the FTKL video titled "Itchy Soles, Ticklish Toes", itself a monument of funny fetish banter with great tickle torture action. This line, in particular, kills me every time I watch it

Also, in Tickle Abuse's "Double Dose of Lers", I love how Dee begs tearfully: "Ohhhhh, why are you doing this to meeeee?". She sounds so cute

What are your favorites?

 

[riboflavin]

I have 2 favorites:

-One is: Gabby Sinz Tied and Tickled - https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/24023/1822476/gabby-sinz-tied-and-tickled

In a video Andre (A.N.A.) did with Gabby Sinz (and on her C4S page instead of A.N.A.'s), his cell phone rang in the middle of the shoot (2:14 in), and funny enough, his ring tone was a voice that said "Andre, you have a phone call."

Mid-laughter, Gabby repeatedly screams, "Andre! You have a phone call!!", mimicking the ring tone.
Andre eventually pauses and replies, "I have a phone call 🙂" and continues tickling her.
As the ringtone continues, Gabby screams again, "Andre!! You have a phone call!!!"
Andre stops tickling, looks into the camera and says, "I have a naked girl tied and tickled in my bed. Do you think I'm going to answer a fucking phone call? 🙂", then goes back to tickling her.

-The second is: Silvercherry - She Loves Tickling - https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/82/9244/she-loves-tickling

The entire video is full of random funny banter between Slyy (ler) and Lady (lee), but at one point Lady offers to buy Slyy something from Cracker Barrel (a Southern country themed restaurant chain in the U.S.) to get her to stop tickling her. After a brief pause, almost as if she was thinking about it, Slyy goes back to tickling and teases, "I got my own money! I can buy my own stuff!"

 

[Comfort Eagle]

This gem.

 

[Phineas]

I forget which one, exactly, but it was one of Sole Mates' videos with Lolly Gagger. Shooting with a clown is pretty much guaranteed to be funny, but I think my favorite line was when she was getting teased about frightening children and she laughs and snaps back mock-indignantly, "I have not traumatized that many children!"

"That many". Gets me every time.

 

[jinx]

The spectacular Dacey Harlot was being tickle punished while wearing a MAGA hat and at one point was screaming “THIS IS WHY YOU LOST”.