Billboards we'd like to see...Part IX

[naughty1]

From the deserts of Mozambique to the jungles of darkest Africa...OOPS, WRONG TRAILER, SORRY! Here they are, more in the series of Billboards from Across America...and around the corner... maybe two doors down and then some...Well, here they are...



My only question would be: do they have rat traps large enough?



Advice I would definitely give to any couple attempting to have sex unless they were trapeze artists. Thus, from the circus the origin of one of my personal favorite phrases: "I don't give a flying f**k."



I will, right after my lights come back on. Guess I should have paid that electric bill, huh? Hey ladies, did you know that your man's penis will also look larger by candlelight? Just don't bring the candle in too close. Mr Happy doesn't like flames any more than Smokey the Bear.



Gee, I can't, because my phone is out of service. Luckily my hand hand is working just fine, though...NIGHT FOLKS!


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[bellystrokes]

Oy! We have got to keep you off the freeways!!! hehehe

 

[naughty1]

Oy! We have got to keep you off the freeways!!! hehehe

Well, you can take ME off the freeways, but you can't take the freeways out of ME. I am however open to suggestions. Any thoughts on the matter? Any plan you might hope to succeed would surely necessitate the use of a jacuzzi, candlelight and the London Philharmonic Orchestra...well, I'll settle for 2 out of 3. I'm not greedy...just naughty.

 

[bellystrokes]

Warning Detour: By way of jacuzzi and candlelight (I'm a classic rock chick)

 

[naughty1]

Warning Detour: By way of jacuzzi and candlelight (I'm a classic rock chick)

Detour Noted. I prefer classic rock myself. I was just suggesting the London Philharmonic, because I hear they like to watch while they play.

 

[bellystrokes]

Those perverts!!! oh yeah.............sorry forum.

 

[naughty1]

Those perverts!!! oh yeah.............sorry forum.

Now now, we all have our kinks. I personally believe that perversion is an artform. I just happen to like my canvases lying down while I apply the brushes with deft strokes...and, of course, I do enjoy being the canvas to the artist myself. Such is the world of art; such is the world of art at play.

 

[bellystrokes]

Rumor has it you are quite the artist. And the canvas.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Rumor has it you are quite the artist. And the canvas.

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>.<

>.>

hehehhehehehehhe!

 

[naughty1]

Rumor has it you are quite the artist. And the canvas.

A rumor, my dear goddess, I am always willing to support.

 

[bellystrokes]

I say we send in Girl 4 life to substantiate these rumors.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I say we send in Girl 4 life to substantiate these rumors.

You think so?

 

[bellystrokes]

Yeah, I think so!!!!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Yeah, I think so!!!!

Prove it Goddess!

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh dont temp me baby. I know a studio call Passive Arts. I know a piece of equipment called the immoblizer. I know a delicious lee/ler called Naughty1. Shall I go on?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Oh dont temp me baby. I know a studio call Passive Arts. I know a piece of equipment called the immoblizer. I know a delicious lee/ler called Naughty1. Shall I go on?

You shall. 😛oke3:

 

[bellystrokes]

Well, princess, can we get your prettly little ass in the immoblizer and a feather in Naughty's hand? If so, I shall treat myself to a front row seat on the couch. hehehe

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Well, princess, can we get your prettly little ass in the immoblizer and a feather in Naughty's hand? If so, I shall treat myself to a front row seat on the couch. hehehe

I'd like to see you try Cutie!

 

[bellystrokes]

I'd like to see you try Cutie!

hehe, wait til next party or DV8

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

hehe, wait til next party or DV8

so do you plan on dragging me in by my (highly ticklish) feet?

 

[bellystrokes]

so do you plan on dragging me in by my (highly ticklish) feet?

if I have too

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Amusing billboards, especially Pacific Bell. 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

if I have too

hm you might need a little more help!

 

[bellystrokes]

Honey there is a wonderful crew in LA area that would be willing to help, I am sure.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Honey there is a wonderful crew in LA area that would be willing to help, I am sure.

OOOOOOOOO! Looks like I am going down when I get there!